Douchebag Pete Wentz and his knocked up douchebag wife celebrated her birthday with a white trash party..*
It had a white-trash theme. The menu was also "white trash"..Ashlee’s guests noshed on corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and French fries.
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Hey, Ashley and Pete, how's about you and all your rich friends stop insulting working folks around the country who slave at two jobs so they can pay the mortgage on their run down modest two bedroom house so their children, who have never owned anything from Petit Tresor, can have a roof over their home styled heads and something in their non liposuctioned bellies? And that includes boxed mac and cheese and hot dogs, which the whole family is damned glad to get. How about that, huu? White trash? I think you just described your whole family very well.
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Corn dogs, mac and cheese, chicken fingers....are "white-trash"? That's pretty messed up. VERY insulting. Didn't like them before....really don't like them now. Not that they would ever care about "white-trash" like me.
THAT PISSES ME OFF! I don't think that food qualifies as "white trash." It qualifies as the working man's food, as you put it DD. How ridiculous of them! I have never purchased their material and definitely wouldn't now, but I hope others follow suit and don't purchase their material.
Eh, it will be ok guys. Her baby is going to look like a little chimpanzee anyways. It's karma babeee. Kinda like how that happened to Alba! LOL! I hope it has Ashlees honkin' witch nose she used to have and has his face & body type. You know?, ugly. How dare they call my supper menu white trash! Thats not even a joke ppl. And THEY have the nerve to call us all white trash? Look at her? & Jessica & Petey girl! Are they kiddin' me? w/e...it will turn on them. Don't worry.
I hope the french fries were store brand kind krinkle cuts that were baked in the oven, if they were going for authentic. I happen too remember Ashlees mom dumping baked beans in jessicas oven one time and all over the door of the oven and she scooped them up with a spatula & served them anyway. Farked up baked beans, then it pans over to Nick eating them and making yummy sounds. They are no better/different than the rest of us. They just have nicer houses to be trashy in!
Why do people always assume that the "workin' man" always has to eat crappy food? Fuck that.
Don't worry, people. They'll get their comeuppance with the most delicious karma of all; Their "careers" are in the toilet and their "perfect marriage" is a complete sham and will crash 'n burn in less than a year.
Mark my words.
Just a little 'sumpn'-'sumpn' to look forward to in '09!
mac and cheese, hot dogs, chicken fingers... eww.. that's food for fat people! good like staying in shape Ashlee!
it was supposed to be good luck (in my previous comment)
Hell, when is she gonna deliver this kid? I don't know it that is a recent picture, but it seems like she's been pregnant forever.
wow I'm not white and even I am insulted by this.
I agree with 4:50. Most of us are working people and we all choose what we put on our tables.
The opposite of corn dog is not caviar, there's tons of great, cheap food available that people are too narrow-minded to consider. (hint - look in the vegetable section of the grocery store, not the frozen section)
Everyone knows you need Spam to have a real white trash party. What a bunch of idiots.
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