Hef was sideswiped by Holly's surprise public break up with him, and it sounds like he's getting a little bit mad. Hef: "If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her." He found out 6 months ago, he has a low sperm count and all Holly talks about is babies.."With my sperm count, it's not possible. I was willing but it was not possible…She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."
Don't worry, Hef has Kristina Weenersucker and her twin sister, Karissa Weenersucker to keep him company. On the twins, Hef said "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends."
Take that, Holly. You know Hef would have bought her a baby if she just had to have one. Betcha she's steaming mad right now. Her head is about to explode from maintaining that fake smile. I wish that episode was on right now!! I've waited longer for Holly to have her comeuppance than she's waited for her rhinestoned wombus to be filled with baby bunnies.
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those twins are ugly! Whats he thinking? EWW! If they are on the show, no one will watch anymore. Yuck!
Aw poor Hef, and yeah the twins looks AWFUL....
They are hideous looking!
ewwwww!!! who's worse, him or them?
i am happy for Holly to get on down the road. She was never going to be anything to Hef but another gf and she wanted more. Its a natural thing. He wasn't into it, so w/e. He kinda got what he wanted. No way could either of them thot it was going to last.
all those chicks have on is body paint. They have zero boobs! If they are his gf's, he will see to it that they have boobs in their x-mas stockings this year! They look so skanky & trashy & ugly. Trade-down! Wow!!!
Ain't love grand!
Panties!
They make me sick! Hef is a bag of wrinkles and is he so vain that he doesn't know these girls young enough to be his great-granddaughters would be interested in him for his money? Or doesn't he care? Sick bastard.
why have all those house bunnies or whatever theyre called all got that same-fake tan-blonde-extentions-in -hair-pink-lipsticked-fugly dime a dozen cosmetic surgery look??
this man (and too many others) wounldnt recognize a classically beautiful woman if she came up outta the toilet and bit them on the peen ffs!!
unreal
they all have that same look and tiny bodies (short and big boobed)
fuckin boring, reallym there is nothing "one of a kind" about these twats at all
Back in the early nineties, one of the morning talk shows took a forty-two year old man, and taught him how to "stroll" along a beach.
When they asked a group of late teen-early twenties females what they thought about him, they said that he did look confident and attractive.
When asked if they's date him, to a one they said that they wouldn't>
Asked why, they all replied that he was too old.
When the interviewer asked if they's date Schwarzenegger, again, to a one they all said that they certainly would.
When the interviewer pointed out that the two men were the same age, each female replied, "Yeah, but Arnold Schwarzenegger's rich!
So, anon, 2:51, no, he doesn't care.
Why should he?
well, maybe beach guy is rich too! Right Jerry? One never knows!! My daughter thot, at 1st,that her bf had some money & it was a sham. You have to be careful. He is BTW her age. Guys can make you believe anything, for a while. Then it all comes out! I don't care how well they strut! LOL
fat faced ho bags! Ugly as a mud fence! Looks like somebody smashed in their faces with a big iron skillet.
Why is is he fucking two over ripe tangerines?
this is a very bad picture of the twins. There are better ones.
I hope they never get implants. Implants are cheap and always disgusting.
I hate these new sluts! No class whatsoever!
I can't believe I am saying this about geezer Hef, but he can do so much better! These new girlfriends are just meth-faced hos!
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