Saturday, October 11, 2008

Hef's got his hands full


Hef's new girl friends, the twin terrors, like to fight. I wasn't going to post on it, because they're just such typical slags, but, they really like to get drunk and fight. Not only were they arrested for for felony aggravated battery, in Florida back in January (they were both fighting with another girl and Karissa hit the chick over the head with a beer bottle), it seems the two got into it with each other two months before that. The twin fight was serious enough for someone to call the cops who found Kristina laying in the yard, topless and bleeding from the nose. Karissa had kicked her sister in the face. Nice.
I looked them up and all I found was stupid twin incest type photos, they sure don't look the same without lighting and makeup, huu? Maybe Hef is farsighted, lets hope so, because waking up with these two could shock your system. How come Karissa Weenersucker has four eyebrows? No wonder Kendra locks her door..random ass ho's indeed.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You stole that picture.

Anonymous said...

...and, now, it's on your computer, in your cache, oh ANONYMOUS one.
You receiving stolen property?

Anonymous said...

Wow. Weird. They both have double eyebrows, but they are more prominent on the one on the left.

Anonymous said...

I have twin girls and right now they only touch each other to hit each other. I can't imagine them being sexual together, this level of desperation scares me....

Anonymous said...

And so many men think they look like that 2nd picture all the time, so unrealistic and totally unreal. Mel said it, it's desperation in a big way, sad really.

Anonymous said...

he was so broken up over Holly.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Ah, the double eyebrow. I have that - it's a muscle thing that makes it look that way. When I'm incredulous, that's when you see them. I used to do it in the mirror so my eyebrows would look like Divine's crazy eyebrows. Now that I'm old, I kind of regret cultivating it. Expressions tend to stick on one's face, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

Look at those girls. They are pretty. That gives them a leg up in a lot of ways in our society. Instead of using their brains to get a bit of education they are becoming chattel for Hugh Hefner. Gross.