Thursday, October 9, 2008

I'm so happy that Duchovney beat his sex addiction

You have to hand it to him, he beat that addiction, and was it hard! What a stroke of luck! I'll bet it's a load off his mind. I heard the odds of beating the disease were five against one. We have no bone to pick. We're all pullin' for him, right? Don't take your jacket off, David. Bet he loves Palm Sunday. Nothing wanky about that. Let's all give him a hand.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! You are so right! He just needs to be "left alone"...

Anonymous said...

That post should come (oops!) with a warning for those who are allergic to CORN.

Dirty Disher said...

Creamed corn?

Anonymous said...

his BFF is Ernie Borgnine!!! The walls are plastered with that shizz!

with3love said...

hand it to him

beat that

was it hard

a stroke

a load

beating the

bone

pullin'

jacket off

wanky

give him a hand

Did I miss any?...sheer genius fitting all those innuendos in that "tight space" lol

Anonymous said...

What a jerk off! Scum bag! Chicken neck squeezer. ok jerry cass...you have to make up some names for this guy! Next!

Anonymous said...

yeah stealthysoul..DD is a genious! Loves it. She's the one that deserevs 'the hand'.

how about Mr. Hand from Fast Times? Thats a good one!!! Who doesn't love old Mr. Hand?

Anonymous said...

he does a show like "californication" and is addicted to sex?
what a fuckin nutter
...thats kinda like giving a jonesing junkie 50 bucks and actually believing he/she is going to get something healthy to eat with it

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he just wants to wash his hands of the whole ordeal. At least I hope he does. :)

Anonymous said...

Well, he seems to be putting it all back together, even if it means taking matters into his own hands.
I trust he's not yanking his own chain, though.
He's a real snake-charmer, that one.
He has gone through his ordeal, shaking hands with the devil and spending some quality time with himself, evicting the squatters, as it were, and killing the urges.
He has looked this thing right in the eye and drained those vats.
This could be his greatest one-man show.
While he's going for the gold, milking the most from his quality time alone, perhaps he should be collecting specimens...new ideas for fun living.
Perhaps he could get into automobiles.
He could burn off a few calories changing oil and waxing his hot rod.
Maybe he could visit old faithful.
Simple things.
Churn his own butter and make his own yogurt.
Teach the kids to swim.
Take pictures and run off a batch by hand.

Anonymous said...

jerry cass...you never cease to alarm...I mean amaze me! Dude you are insane. And I like that! Again! You didn't disappoint.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO! Jerry, you take the cake. Now, get ahold of yourself.