I have been making these for years. I don't scramble the egg omlet style so I will need to try that. If you poke the yolk you'll get a McDonald's style egg sandwich in about a minute.
I loved this. Sure, it was a little 'drag-gy' in parts, (pun intended).. but nothing a bit of editing couldn't fix and you'd have a workable premise for a slick TV show that could follow Jolene Sugarbaker through a weekly series of adventures-- cooking tips, bargain hunting, and so on.
I don't think I'm alone in my disgust at all the spoiled, lazy, obscenely-wealthy idiots that permeate reality TV today. And it's really gone from bad to worse. For whatever reason, the programming gods believe we all live such miserable, poverty-stricken, sad little lives... we're hot to watch soul-less, vacant, numbskulls like Jo De La Rosa & Slade Smiley, the Gosselins, the Housewives from Hell or any number of other D-listers prove how f'd up and meaningless their lives actually are.
Properly handled, a show built around Jolene and various co-stars/guests (the two in this clip were phenom!) could really take off and would blow the competition out of the water.
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I love this-totally brillant! (And I'm very jealous of that wig.)
lol i'm going to try this one. The coffee mug thing was a good idea too!
I have been making these for years. I don't scramble the egg omlet style so I will need to try that. If you poke the yolk you'll get a McDonald's style egg sandwich in about a minute.
I loved this. Sure, it was a little 'drag-gy' in parts, (pun intended).. but nothing a bit of editing couldn't fix and you'd have a workable premise for a slick TV show that could follow Jolene Sugarbaker through a weekly series of adventures-- cooking tips, bargain hunting, and so on.
I don't think I'm alone in my disgust at all the spoiled, lazy, obscenely-wealthy idiots that permeate reality TV today. And it's really gone from bad to worse. For whatever reason, the programming gods believe we all live such miserable, poverty-stricken, sad little lives... we're hot to watch soul-less, vacant, numbskulls like Jo De La Rosa & Slade Smiley, the Gosselins, the Housewives from Hell or any number of other D-listers prove how f'd up and meaningless their lives actually are.
Properly handled, a show built around Jolene and various co-stars/guests (the two in this clip were phenom!) could really take off and would blow the competition out of the water.
(sigh)
I can dream, can't I?
Love ya, Jolene!
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