If you want a sandwich..go to an expert! Kate Gosselin (HELLLOOO, lady with 8 kids, comin' thru!) ..Kate develops her own lunches, she's amazing!
Peanut butter and apple sandwich (Original by Kate Gosselin)
Ingredients
you will need..
1 craft service table (fully stocked)
1 organic chef
$2,000 dollars worth of organic groceries (free)
1 jobless husband who takes orders
5 film crew members
1 lawn chair
1 8,000 square foot mansion
Instructions
Place one piece of organic wheat bread on counter
Scream "Joooooon, I'm exhausted!"
Go sit in lawn chair and roll eyes
Make annoying children go get lunch from craft services
Instruct film crew to show your good side
Have Jon spread peanut butter (organic, no less) on bread
Call stylist and demand TLC pay for it
Yell at Jon to add apple slices (moron)
Make up a generic word
Tell moron to apply second piece of organic bread on top of organic peanut butter
Scream at moron to slice diagonally
Sigh and tell the cameras how exhausted you are
Plan free vacation
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Think I'm kidding? Check THIS out, be sure to read some comments. I guess ordinary moms don't want to be fed bullshit.
11 comments:
wow...those comments are HARSH!! LOVED 'EM!
miss tia
I know and it shocked me because it's just a dumb food site. Jeez.
god almighty, quit raggin' on Kate. You are just adding to the hysteria. Find another target.
No.
yes!!
there must be some huge preoccupation with large families in the States right now - what with kate and the duggers..... which rhymes with fukkers and boy! they sure are!! i watched the link and the the video where a kid loses her bunny and the kate is saying how she HATES stuffed toys (i prefer to hate battery operated toys and toys that make a lot of noise myself) and before she gets to say that she throws them in the garbage the hubby (who doesn't get to say much) jumps in with the word "donate". she then replies that they can't even donate them. and i'll bet all those stuffed toys are sent to them by adoring fans too. but wow! she sure has built herself a rich and rewarding career career as baby maker!
I never even knew what this show was about until you blogged about them the first time. Then I tivoed marathons and got addicted to it. THEN I started to realize how much Kate HATES spending any time with her children and that Jon, although a spineless husband, is a decent hands on guy. Now I can only read the recaps on GWoP and lol.
Those kids need somebody to step in and save them from their mother!
And, DD, I hold you responsible for getting me hooked on all this! =)
Prayers to Penn Mommy and her family.
Yes, PennMommy told the truth about her experience with the Gosselins and I was so sorry to hear of the passing of her son. My heart goes out to her.
Get this freak off TV now! Regular moms like me think she is a friggin' joke -- and her husband, the testicle-free grifter.
PennMommy is a sham! Deal with it!
Honestly, do any of you really have nothing better to do with your lives? if you dont like it than dont watch. instead of complaining about how much you hate kate go spend some time with your own children and get over it. i really dont see how you can put so much effort in to hating someone else when there are so many better things you could be doing. there is just so much more to life. you all make me sick
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