Thursday, October 23, 2008

Kelly Reilly is not...

...a wrinkled up old piece of gristle. Yeah, Guy Ritchie is crying over Madonna. Pffft. He's probably amazed that not all women sleep in plastic bags and that he's allowed to touch her. Guy has big plans to put sugar in his morning tea and watch some TV. He's wild, that Guy Ritchie, wild.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awe... Much better. Good for him. But, a little sad for the kids.

Anonymous said...

Well that was quick! I hope he & Madonna will be considerate of their children*

with3love said...

she is very pretty!

Anonymous said...

Very cute together. He was starting to look like he was married to his mother, Madge looked that old and hag-like next to him.

Anonymous said...

Looks kinda like Ashlee Simpson to me. Probably her age too! Good for him. Now maybe he will be "gettin' some"!

Anonymous said...

Wow! He traded UP! Way up! Good!

Anonymous said...

The only thing I noticed is the Sherlock Holmes name behind them. Sherlock is my favorite character. Now I'm wondering where they are.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

It looks like his sister.

Anonymous said...

much better. feel sorry for poor rocco though and little david. mads should give both those kids back to her sperm donors whoops!! dads. AND pay maintenance. especially to the poor african guy. what a fuckin rip off that was!!! did any of you hear about Tony Curtis? He is telling his life story. Apparently, back in the States, when he was a boy, people were so poor that some of them had to adopt out their kids. Just so they could get food and water to their kids. Tony spent two years in an orphanage, luckily he made it back to his family before the likes of Madge discovered him. I guess contraception was just too hard, what with no money, paying for doctors and all that. Must be a bit the same in some parts of Africa now days.