Monday, October 13, 2008

Oh, man, not again

Travis Barker's My Space..."Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, Ive been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia. The hospitals Ive been treated at are THE BEST."
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Dude! You think you got burned in that plane crash??? That's nuthin' compared to the fires of cyber Hades Shanna is going to put you through now. Do we really need another dead bleeding groom cake??? Dude! You were safer frenching ParAss Hilton's trout pout. Aye yi yi.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

His face is still intact I see. Pity.

Anonymous said...

wow...the way we have been hearing it, she was with him all the time, tending to his every need. At least thats the impression that was made. But it has been a couple of weeks since we heard anything about her being at the hospital. They are divorced, whats his deal? It's not her job to be there 24-7.

Anonymous said...

he really emphasizes the EX thing there! He means it.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't he have learned that life is too short for this kind of bullshit... ?

Anonymous said...

yeah, he's picking a fight from his hospital bed, thats sad & you would have thot he'd have learned about the important things after this! Move on dude. She's not your wife anymore. Sounds like a plea for her attentions to me.