Dear Sienna, as your only fan left in the blogging world, I must inform you that I have had entirely enough of your shenanigns with this Balthazar Getty person. I had no problem with Shittsburg, the fact that you were misdirected in Factory Girl (so not your fault) or the fact that you are your own stylist, or even the unfortunate knowledge that your mother named you after a crayon..but, this is where I draw the line of good sense. You are a cute girl, this man is ugly, greasy, married, dresses like a drunken beret wearing French sailor and is, in general, one of the most unattractive people in d-list history. Lastly, I must point out that his name is Balthazar. Yes, his last name is Getty, thanks for pointing that out, but.. Balthazar? Really? Isn't that hard to shout out in moments of feigned ecstasy? Even with the checkbook laying in plain sight on the night stand? Kindly pack your headbands, transparent peasant blouses, boy friend jeans, gladiator sandals, love beads, anal beads, zig zags, and your faux LV suitcase full of Acapulco Gold and get the Hell out of there now. Listen to the DD, I've had quite enough of this tasteless beyond any reasonable comprehension fiasco...so has the rest of the world.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Open letter to Sienna Miller
Dear Sienna, as your only fan left in the blogging world, I must inform you that I have had entirely enough of your shenanigns with this Balthazar Getty person. I had no problem with Shittsburg, the fact that you were misdirected in Factory Girl (so not your fault) or the fact that you are your own stylist, or even the unfortunate knowledge that your mother named you after a crayon..but, this is where I draw the line of good sense. You are a cute girl, this man is ugly, greasy, married, dresses like a drunken beret wearing French sailor and is, in general, one of the most unattractive people in d-list history. Lastly, I must point out that his name is Balthazar. Yes, his last name is Getty, thanks for pointing that out, but.. Balthazar? Really? Isn't that hard to shout out in moments of feigned ecstasy? Even with the checkbook laying in plain sight on the night stand? Kindly pack your headbands, transparent peasant blouses, boy friend jeans, gladiator sandals, love beads, anal beads, zig zags, and your faux LV suitcase full of Acapulco Gold and get the Hell out of there now. Listen to the DD, I've had quite enough of this tasteless beyond any reasonable comprehension fiasco...so has the rest of the world.
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DD, I wasn't sure who wrote this letter until I read it. It's from you, duh! Good one. Let us know if she responds. What else has she got to do?
I dunno. I think she's stoned a lot. Good weed to make him look fuckable.
Not a Sienna fan and i don't understand her taste in men, this one or the ones before him.
I don't think he has any of the Getty money?
His money makes him entirely f...able! Just close your eyes and imagine it's Johnny Depp? or Whoever!!! Then make him take you shopping.
yes he does have money and LOTS of it. He is from the oil Getty's. His father was the one kidnapped back in the 70's & held for ransom and they cut off his ear. The Getty's paid the ransom. Google it, it's interesting. Sadly, I am old enough to remember it playing out when it happened. LOL
I remember it, too. I always thought his dad was a hottie, guess he's not now, after all the drug use, etc.
Somewhere I heard that the money was tied up in trusts, or something. He doesn't have it, but his wife is hanging in there with assistance from other family members, and waiting for it.
"Let us know if she responds. What else has she got to do?"
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Read blogs that are actually noteworthy.
He looks okay to me, but I guess my standards are pretty low compared to yours, DD. The money, money doesn't hurt. Too bad he's married.
Actually, his wife has been financially supporting him for quite some time. There are rumors that his grandfather didn't leave him/his family very much money, so it maybe true that he isn't very wealthy. Now it looks like BG is relying on SM for financial support. She wins a settlement from a UK tabloid and she rewards the MARRIED MAN by taking him on a vacation in Italy.
Could we talk about packing up the Poco Gold? With that, even my husband could be Johnny Depp!
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