Really? Donatella isn't much inspiration since her body is half the size of J-Lo's head. Too bad the V's can't gain size like a Lopez ego. I think that has it's own zip code now. Anyhow.."I'm rich as fuck and can't eat!" Boo hoo.
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I think Marc is her brother! The only one with any meat on them is J-Lo. And she couldn't look like them if she starved herself for a year or 2! Allegra is going to be in the news soon, then Elton can sing at her funeral too. Why can't she just eat a burger? Gawd!!!
Jen needs to just stop it with the severe hair-dos. Thats so old lady looking, like a g'ma from the 70's! Not flattering one bit. Never was. It makes her look like an anal bitch. Yuck! This must be bad-hair-day on DD! LOL!
The one who looks like a guy in drag, an ugly guy, the one with the blond hair, she is Donatella Versage (sp?). Is that face from bad plastic surgery or what?
The skinny one, chicken arms, why would she wear a garment without sleeves? Don't tell me, she thinks this is attractive.
SOME FACTS: *them snobby italians dont eat burgers *donnatella versace has had tons of plastic surgery, but she looked just as fugg before it all, shes been lifted so many times, her forhead is now somewhere in the middle of her cranium *jlo has and always will have "fat" issues, her ass is huge and its only attractive to a)hispanic& arab men who like motherly chuncky chicks b) black dudes who likw big butts.... they cannot lie c)men who like big butts .period. *jeffifer lopez does not "look great" and no we dont "know it"
JLO`s old man looks like a short,deflated Jimmy Smits... he is so fugg... they deserve each other YUCK!! JLO worships Raquel Welch and how she looked in the 1960`s and early 70`s with those pulled up beehive granny do`s....looks like shit, but she thinks it gives her that major diva look.
Wow! I never realized that Donatella Versace was such a faccia-d'bow-wow. She looks like a bad drag-queen. And that broad on the left looks like she was just released from Auschwitz - with those skinny-ass arms and the rag she is wearing.
Really? Donatella isn't much inspiration since her body is half the size of J-Lo's head. Too bad the V's can't gain size like a Lopez ego. I think that has it's own zip code now. Anyhow.."I'm rich as fuck and can't eat!" Boo hoo.
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I think Marc is her brother! The only one with any meat on them is J-Lo. And she couldn't look like them if she starved herself for a year or 2! Allegra is going to be in the news soon, then Elton can sing at her funeral too. Why can't she just eat a burger? Gawd!!!
Jen needs to just stop it with the severe hair-dos. Thats so old lady looking, like a g'ma from the 70's! Not flattering one bit. Never was. It makes her look like an anal bitch. Yuck! This must be bad-hair-day on DD! LOL!
Is Allegra named after my allergy medicine or is my allergy medicine named after the anorexic.
Jho is pretty,pathetic. What a used up whore.
The one who looks like a guy in drag, an ugly guy, the one with the blond hair, she is Donatella Versage (sp?). Is that face from bad plastic surgery or what?
The skinny one, chicken arms, why would she wear a garment without sleeves? Don't tell me, she thinks this is attractive.
JLO looks good standing next to those ghouls
Maya Rudolph kills with her impression of Donatella. I loved it when she did that on SNL! Too funny. LMAO! She was dead-on too!
PS: YES! Allegra IS named after that allergy medication! Dumbass! I can't believe you said that!
JENNIFER LOPEZ LOOKS GREAT AND YOU PEOPLE KNOW IT!! GET OVER IT ALREADY YOU QUEENS!!!
SOME FACTS:
*them snobby italians dont eat burgers
*donnatella versace has had tons of plastic surgery, but she looked just as fugg before it all, shes been lifted so many times, her forhead is now somewhere in the middle of her cranium
*jlo has and always will have "fat" issues, her ass is huge
and its only attractive to
a)hispanic& arab men who like motherly chuncky chicks
b) black dudes who likw big butts.... they cannot lie
c)men who like big butts .period.
*jeffifer lopez does not "look great" and no we dont "know it"
JLO`s old man looks like a short,deflated Jimmy Smits... he is so fugg... they deserve each other YUCK!!
JLO worships Raquel Welch and how she looked in the 1960`s and early 70`s with those pulled up beehive granny do`s....looks like shit, but she thinks it gives her that major diva look.
All dressed up (for Halloween) and noplace to go.....
Allegra needs to watch it before someone tries to stir a drink with her.
4:00, Please go play in some busy traffic :) mmmmmo.k!
Hysterical that newly-zaftig JLo would pose within 50 feet of Allegra Versace!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
She's GONE, man... gone!
anon @ 5:14... "JLo's husband looks like a short, deflated Jimmy Smits.."
BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
That's soooo good. Thanks for the belly-laugh. I needed it-- bad.
I might even be able to get the stick outta my ass.
Wow! I never realized that Donatella Versace was such a faccia-d'bow-wow. She looks like a bad drag-queen. And that broad on the left looks like she was just released from Auschwitz - with those skinny-ass arms and the rag she is wearing.
J-LO is annoying in many ways but thank God she doesn't look like that and actually has some meat on her bones. Allegra needs help.
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