An obvious 30 minute ad for Starbucks, Rachel's husband, Rodger (spelled with that fucking D) has the most fucked up hair I have ever seen on a man since Donald Trump. I mean, wtf is that thing on his head? I keep waiting for it to fly off and attack his whiny skinny wife like a wombat with spit curls. Rachel is a monotone wack job who's as entertaining as dirt. Watching Zoe schlepping around, in her teetering Louboutin's, with her greasy extensions hanging in her face wearing what appears to be a raccoon who died of mange and bitching about how hard life is as a "innovative stylist to the stars" is painful. Seeing her two brain damaged emotionally retarded assistant chimps sob over who left the nipple covers and corn pads for the Cameron Diaz dressing with a complete overdose of the nasal slung words "literally" and "I could die!" is....enough to send socialites everywhere running to Wal-Mart.*
The only thing I've gotten from watching this is learning that stars pay their stylist's a shit load of money. They don't get gowns for free like we thought..Rachel (and people like her) get gowns for the Oscars on loan (the designers get free publicity) and decide what looks best on who. She gives them a few choices and also picks out the jewelry which is on loan. Rachel also has all the shoes. So, that's why some of the stars shoes don't fit them. I always wondered that. The shoes are returned to Rachel after the red carpet events and so stars often wear used shoes. Again, I'd wondered about why I see the same clothes and shoes on celebs...now I know. Rachel also stocks everything from Spanx to thongs. Yep, stars wear used underwear. Rachel admits if she picks something avant guard or haute for her clients and encourages them to wear it and they get torn to shreds by style critics, it's on her head. In other words, when we see stars looking completely idiotic, there's a stylist behind it, possibly laughing as they change careers. I also know what's under Zoe's gown when she wears floor length..Jen Garner's head, kissing her ass. Apparently, Garner couldn't dress herself if she lived in a women's prison and her only choice was an orange jump suit. It's a look into the world of the ridiculously superficial rich. More money than brain cells..true Hollywood. I'd like to shove them all in an LV garment bag, lock it, and fling it into their Olympic sized pools.
The only thing I've gotten from watching this is learning that stars pay their stylist's a shit load of money. They don't get gowns for free like we thought..Rachel (and people like her) get gowns for the Oscars on loan (the designers get free publicity) and decide what looks best on who. She gives them a few choices and also picks out the jewelry which is on loan. Rachel also has all the shoes. So, that's why some of the stars shoes don't fit them. I always wondered that. The shoes are returned to Rachel after the red carpet events and so stars often wear used shoes. Again, I'd wondered about why I see the same clothes and shoes on celebs...now I know. Rachel also stocks everything from Spanx to thongs. Yep, stars wear used underwear. Rachel admits if she picks something avant guard or haute for her clients and encourages them to wear it and they get torn to shreds by style critics, it's on her head. In other words, when we see stars looking completely idiotic, there's a stylist behind it, possibly laughing as they change careers. I also know what's under Zoe's gown when she wears floor length..Jen Garner's head, kissing her ass. Apparently, Garner couldn't dress herself if she lived in a women's prison and her only choice was an orange jump suit. It's a look into the world of the ridiculously superficial rich. More money than brain cells..true Hollywood. I'd like to shove them all in an LV garment bag, lock it, and fling it into their Olympic sized pools.
15 comments:
Someone married her?
Listen to her talk & her assitants. Every sentence ends with a "?".
"So, I forgot my bag at the hotel?"
"I thot I would die?"
"Could you die?" (that is a question)
"I'm so glad he's there and I'm here?"
"So, lets get coffee..?"
Nobody speaks as annoyingly as Kenley on Project Runway. She needs her vocal cords ripped out thru her nose, which is the only way her voice exits her body. I hate that mean ass bitch. Glad she lost! Yay Leanne!!!
her husband looks gay. He's gotta be gay. Fag hair.
I know a lot of people find Sienna Miller annoying but I've always admired her and the handful of other celebs that don't have a stylist and really make it work. ha-I sound like Tim Gunn now!
Mags
last week she was lying down on her back for some reason, and asked if her wrinkles went away when she was lying down. It was kinda sad in a pathetic way. She just needs to stop & eat. The woman never stops. If she gained some weight she'd fill out some of those wrinkles! I think her show is funny. I like her gay-boy assistant the best.
Don't you dare throw that LV bag in that pool! Don't you know that will ruin it!!! Use a Glad or a Hefty-Hefty-Hefty!!
Great post... haven't seen the show as it is not in England but why is a stylist allowing her husband to go out looking like that? She may be a stylist but she looks really haggard and worn, her skin is bad.
I totally agree with you, DD. At first upon chancing onto that show I thought it was a joke. They both have that chipmunk face and that always dirty looking hair, she and RoDger. The woman needs a good meal instead of yet another coffee. She is so poor me and he is such a honey, sweetie, lambchop hanger-on that it makes my teeth hurt. Who decided this 4 foot tall bag of bones needed a show? Oh, yeah, RoD is gay, my friend.
Anon 2:53: No self-respecting gay man would have such atrocious hair. It's frat boy hair 100%. Oh, did writing "fag hair" make you feel good? Stupid Jerk.
What is the deal with Brad's crying? Sounded real to me. But over missing nipple covers. Rachel just sat there. It was as though she did not have the script and did not know what was coming next.
What does RoDger do?
Why doesn't someone buy Taylor a hairbrush or I will leap through my TV and drag her hair out of her eyes.
If Rachel is so well paid, why does she use a leaky, lean to garage/pool house ot house her haute cuisine dresses?
I saw Rachel at the Project Runway finale runway show on TV. She was sitting next to Christian.
No doubt anon 2:04! Also, here's an idea: How about they all keep a kit of all those thongs, pads, etc in the trunks of the cars in case of EMERGENCY!!! Imagine the heartache and tears that could be spared! Mercy.
Actually RoDger's pretty successful in his own right. He's a venture capitalist and heads a couple of companies... one being software if IRC.
As for his hair, it hasn't changed in 20 years. I've seen his college pics and he looks almost exactly the same.. just a bit more jowly.
My hubby and I've caught a couple of ep's and laugh ourselves silly at how "Rayche" & RoDger *constantly* refer to each other as "BABY". Everything's baby this and baby that.... ie; "But baby, aren't we going out tonight?" "Baby, you know I have a show to attend..." "That's not fair, Baby"...
HY-sterical!
BTW, 2:53- You're an asshole. "Fag hair", indeed.
The essential nipple covers that every fashionista can appreciate: Nippies by Bristols 6. Shop them at www.bristols6.com!
Post a Comment