Hugh Laurie and his wife Jo just moved to the Hollywood Hills and thieves broke into their mansion while the couple slept upstairs. Hugh: “We were in bed when it happened… I came down this morning and said, ‘Where’s the laptop?’ Then we realised.”*
Pfffffft, House would have beaten them with his cane, taken their stash, slashed them with his wit and then played me some blues. Oh, and that would be after the brainstorming that diagnosed them with some unheard of disease that caused painful excruciating tests on their spinal cords and eyeballs...with no anesthetic. Then we'd go out for samiches. (In my version there is no Jo..who is this Jo? Beat it, Jo.)
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If I was his wife. I'd be staying in bed with him too. *sigh* I wouldn't hear an earthquake, just the quaking of my bed! LOL! Let the burglars take it all! I wouldn't care!
Yep. Move to LA/Get robbed.
And if it's not a home invasion robbery, you'll be mugged on the street walking to your car, or shot in a drive-by, slashed in a car-jacking, burned-out in a wildfire, drowned in a mudslide, or slip into the giant gaping maw of a massive earthquake. And if you somehow manage to survive all that, you'll probably be struck blind by the intense flash of a million camera-wielding paparazzo.. intent on capturing you without your make-up! And well, that would be worse than death itself!
Welcome to LA.
Now go the fuck home.
LA = poo poo
Has he ever heard the word a-l-a-r-m? You would think with all this 'celebs v. paps' stuff going on out there that alarms, guard dogs and fences would be installed before Mayflower got there.
"Dahling!"
"Yes, Jo?"
"These Americans ah sew teddibly rood, ahn't they?"
"Yes, Jo."
I hear ya staying in bed with him -he is 1 sexy man. I guess his kids didn't come with them? Not sure how old they are, but I am glad his wife decided to join him - I read he was getting quite tired going back and forth.
crystal
His wife didn't join him. She was just visiting, and the kids were there too. It was during their August hiatus. Because of the strike, this year they had a break in August, and his family stayed in LA for two weeks and then they all return to London for another two weeks.
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