Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Another casualty in the love life of Britney


Poontang's been out with this guy lately..I don't know who he is, but, let me save her a whole lot of trouble. Cut him a check and release the sex tape. There, now move along, Britney Jean.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

he looks like a greasy low-life pimp. His eyes are too close together. Don't trust this liar Brit! Has daddy met him? He will kick this guys ass.

Anonymous said...

G-A-Y!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

I think he looks like Fabian.

Dirty Disher said...

Or Ricky Nelson.

Anonymous said...

Rick Nelson??? NOOO!!!! Not even close. Rick Nelson was one gorgeous man. He had a feminine face tho. Those eyes! OMG!!! Those lips!!! This guy wishes!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yep, I thought Ricky Nelson too as soon as I saw that picture.

Anonymous said...

To young, had to google Ricky Nelson, I agree with DD.

Anonymous said...

David Nelson ...maybe...maybe on a bad day (for david) 'cept David was blonde. Not Ricky, not even! Holy shit!!! Do you realize on NYE it will be 24 yrs ago that Ricky died???! Gawd, I cried that day.

Anonymous said...

Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have a winner in Anon @ 3:05. Word 'round the campfire is that Marco D’Angelo, a 27 year-old italian, Las Vegas based male model is more than a little light in his Gucci loafers.
I mean, "Las Vegas based male model?" Hel-LO? And it wasn't even our first clue.

Just as her good friend Madonna (or "Vadge" or "Gristle") did when she lost her 'Teen Queen' status, Britney will likely become a gay icon as the years catch up with her and she makes the transition from twenty-something tramp to over-the-hill camp.

And Marco's not the first... Britter's has always been a Princess with a Pink Wand. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
And chief conservator Daddy Spears frankly prefers her new dating habits. At least there's little chance she'll come home "inpregnito."