How is true love different from Herpes? Stop me if you've heard this ..no, you can't. Herpes is forever. Benji Madden and ParAss Hilton are splitsville. The love that was blessed by the angels is no more..the music has died. As I sit here with my head in my hands, sobbing my heart out, ParAssholes friends have explained it's because Benji is too controlling and doesn't like to party. ParAss couldn't take it anymore. It has nothing to do with those pictures of her, from last week, making out with Stavros Richie-Nachos, they're just old friends who smell like old money and Valtrex. My life will never be the same. How am I supposed to believe in anything if Benji and ParAsshole can't last??? Sob. At least I know ParAss has friends who'll get her through this heartbreak, BFF's for reals. TTYN, Benji.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Brace yourself...you will sob
How is true love different from Herpes? Stop me if you've heard this ..no, you can't. Herpes is forever. Benji Madden and ParAss Hilton are splitsville. The love that was blessed by the angels is no more..the music has died. As I sit here with my head in my hands, sobbing my heart out, ParAssholes friends have explained it's because Benji is too controlling and doesn't like to party. ParAss couldn't take it anymore. It has nothing to do with those pictures of her, from last week, making out with Stavros Richie-Nachos, they're just old friends who smell like old money and Valtrex. My life will never be the same. How am I supposed to believe in anything if Benji and ParAsshole can't last??? Sob. At least I know ParAss has friends who'll get her through this heartbreak, BFF's for reals. TTYN, Benji.
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Well, at least she didn't have his love-spawn! Stav is fabulous, who can blame her for wanting another shot with him? I am sure she always had it bad for him anyways. benji is short, not rich like Stav, not even close, he's not handsome like Stav, he's not an oil heir, he looks dumpy and NEVER dresses nice even when Paris was dressed to the nines, his skater get-up is all he wears! & with alcholism with his dad and an abusive family relationship when growing up, that may have made him & Joel tea-totelers. Just my guess. Nobody could figure out why she was with him anyways, except to become Nicole. That plan didn't work. Now we will have all the nasty Paris crap to see everyday again tho! Lilo is next...it's coming. Her & Sam are OVA!!! Things are about to become alot more interesting on the blogs! LOL!
I still can't believe it lasted this long. What has it been 6 months?
What is TTYN???
ParAss's bye bye line on that supid Best Friends show of hers. When she kicks one of the skanks off, she says TTYN. (talk to you never)
I would tell her to kiss my ass, but she would probably like it.
go ahead Jer, if you want herp-ass!!!
Although, I must admit that I wouldnt mind sucking Benjii off, he IS kind of cute in a dirty little way :)
An impostor using my name.
I figured it would happen sooner or later.
From now on, I will only post with a verifiable ID.
You, anon 11:34, posing as me, are a jerk.
There ya go.
Bite me, impostor.
...and, by the way, you'll need an education in order to impersonate me.
LOL! I had a DisherDirty on here once...with the IQ of a herp scab.
Well anyone with a name like JERRY CASS and posts like a woman on celeb dishing has to be a fag anyway, come out of the closet already, would ya??
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