From Gwen's GOOP site..apparently if we follow her advice we can learn fashion from her great wisdom. It's something like, buy a designer dress, take dress off hanger (she has little arrows in case we're too dumb to understand that part), put dress on. Add designer shoes. Again, arrows. I'm going to have to study this more, but, I'm confident that after I read it six times, I'll catch on and be as cool as Paltrow. There's also fashion financial tips, like, save up for it. Wow.
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Ugly POOP. All of it. Really ugly. Who thinks a potato sack looks good on anyone?
Huh? I couldn't get past the come on for newsletter sign-up. Stupid site.
she puts the tard in fucktard...
This how to try on a dress reminds me of Kate G's recent -- and this is true -- published article on how to make a sandwich. She was quoted as saying "take the other slice of bread and put it on top of the first". Now I know our education system is letting us down, but seriously...
Yes of course, pair a black dress with black shoes. Thanks Gwen, I never would have thought of that on my own!
I don't think I've seen a single pair of those gladiator shoes that looked good on anyone. I think they make your legs look shorter and can make even the most graceful legs seem awkward.
I know, 3 farmers..I have a personal war going on with gladiators. And 3:04:00, I blogged about Kate the great inventing the sandwich. I needed a lobotomy after visiting that site.
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