Really? Leading off their men of the year? I will give 'em this much, that's the first photo of him where he doesn't look completely retarded. He only looks half retarded. The geico caveman is more interesting..oh, I forgot, he can swim. Well, wrap his ugly ass up in million dollar bills and call it a day. He looks just like the guy next door who calls his dog Bubba-Lynn and spits Skoal on the sidewalk. Which doesn't go all the way to his front door, by the way.
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Thank you. I NEVER understood the attraction/obsession with this homespun cretin.
He has an amzing physique. As he should! But why not get the ears pinned back surgically? Those things have to be slowing him down in the pool anyways! Oh, thats right...he wears 2 skin caps when he swims in order to hold those suckers down! If he was good looking...Hollywood starlets would be stripping naked in the streets for him! Thats not even a joke.
I like him. I admire all good-natured athletes and I bet he's a pretty great guy to know. The commenters/bloggers here clearly have never been athletes and treat them like celebs. Striving for excellence in a sport or intellectual endeavour usually means you leave the shallow, sedentary weenies behind to spend their time trying to bring you down to their level.
He will date fellow Olympians, big, tall athletic chicks that actually "get him" and appreciate his abilities. Nobody else will ever be up to it. And he does seem like a good guy. A nice guy that doesn't finish last!
"Appreciate his abilities?"
My dog can swim.
Doesn't mean I want to fuck him.
naw, a regular chick wouldn't be able or want to keep up with him. All he does is train & swim. He needs to date another jock and hope she will be into training right along with him. Thats exactly what he needs. & BTW anon 5:13...you'd "F" MP if he asked you to! Just so you could brag to your swimming dog about it!
Spot on! I have been thinking this one since he first made "the scene". Not only very ordinary looking, but annoyingly so! As for the girls he is reportedly with, it HAS to be the money! And, one surely wouldn't much want to put up with his mother!
well, I think he worked for what he wanted hard and sacrificed his teenage years while we were having fun making fun of others.
He has 8 gold medals, and what have we got? Fun time jeering at someone that deserved nothing but applauses?
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