Gawd. Prince William's royal ding dong has been linked on every site this week. He peed on a fence and got caught. I can't go there. I can't! I remember him as a chubby baby. Oh, jeez...oh, and there's an almost confirmed rumor that he's meeting up with ParAss Hilton for New Years. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Does he have some quirky desire to bring herp to Kensington palace, or Buckingham, or Balmoral...or whatever the fuck palace he lives in? What palace does he live in, Brits..help me out here. Wherever the fuck he lives..ParAsshole shouldn't be allowed there. She shouldn't even be able to wave at his Grandma's corgis through the fence. What's wrong with this kid?? Don't go near her, Will, we don't need photos of your royal scabs.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
I can't look at the royal penis
Gawd. Prince William's royal ding dong has been linked on every site this week. He peed on a fence and got caught. I can't go there. I can't! I remember him as a chubby baby. Oh, jeez...oh, and there's an almost confirmed rumor that he's meeting up with ParAss Hilton for New Years. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Does he have some quirky desire to bring herp to Kensington palace, or Buckingham, or Balmoral...or whatever the fuck palace he lives in? What palace does he live in, Brits..help me out here. Wherever the fuck he lives..ParAsshole shouldn't be allowed there. She shouldn't even be able to wave at his Grandma's corgis through the fence. What's wrong with this kid?? Don't go near her, Will, we don't need photos of your royal scabs.
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i don't believe he's meeting paris on new year's eve...
william has a flat on the top floor of clarence house--his father's official london residence which was the queen mother's former home....
i saw the pix....couldn't help it...had to look! and all i could think of was that old ren & stempy song "don't whiz on the electric fence"....
He was caught doing this before in public. It was in a park and he was about 7 years old. He doesn't learn, does he. Or maybe he likes flashing.
Yeah, I saw those.
Looked remarkably like a penis.
...with his dick hangin' out.
Here it's forty-five years after Dallas and we're talkin' about an English prince being photographed holding his penis.
Misstia, as a fellow voracious anglophile and royal watcher, I too had to give in to my more base instincts and have a peek... erm, in the interests of research, of course.
And all I could think of was... IMpressive.
yeah I couldn't help it either....looks like a pisser to me! nothing spectacular.
good penis. it kinda reinforces the the adage about bald men.
but he's holding it like a cigar or something. Is it true that Diana never had her boys circumsized? EWW! Why? Thats so weird and old fashioned. Anyway, if he has to hold back all that foreskin in order to pee, then thats disgusting. Nobody wants to see him do that. And isn't he engaged to Kate? Why would Paris be hanging with him? Gawd, those Royals and those STD's...they can't help themselves.
I don't believe it. His GM, Her Royal Highness, would never allow the whore Paris to date her grandson. AS IF!!!!
FYI...circumcision is not done much in England.
Anonymous 1:47 you really don't know all that much, do you? No parents in Britain (except jews and muslims) circumcise their kids. No Europeans do. No one else does, really, other than Americans and Middle Easterners. Old fashioned? Hmm...I'm afraid it's we Americans who are old-fashioned in circumcising our boys. The Brits used to - in fact, the Royals used to. Not anymore... And, in fact, only half of male babies over here who are cut these days. That's half too many as far as I'm concerned. Lucky Prince - his folks left him a full man.
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