It should be an entertaining event. Her mom will get new plastic surgery and declare him and his whole family a bunch of whores. Her dad will show up at the wrong church and mutter "bollocks!" And their wedding gifts will consist of 300 tubes of Clearasil and 12 disco balls. Then in a month they can file for an annulment, because you know that shit wasn't consummated.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Kelly Osbourne is engaged to Luke Worrall
It should be an entertaining event. Her mom will get new plastic surgery and declare him and his whole family a bunch of whores. Her dad will show up at the wrong church and mutter "bollocks!" And their wedding gifts will consist of 300 tubes of Clearasil and 12 disco balls. Then in a month they can file for an annulment, because you know that shit wasn't consummated.
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yeah, that dude is all of 18!!! Isn't she about 25??? Thats insane. I love Ozzy BTW!!! I love how he's cracking on himself in that new cell phone texting commercial. It's great!
I know, that commercial is a hoot.
Good on her. I'm happy for Kelly.
Yeah. It took a while for her to finally mature. Jack got in great shape and got off drugs years ago. Hope it lasts.
is this bloke british?
Horrid pic of Luke. He's actually an 18 year-old (yes, he's british) male model known for his (usually) platinum blonde bowl-cut. Kelly's 23, so although there's a bit of age dif.. she's not exactly a cougar on the prowl.
On the other hand, they've only dated a scant 6 months, so it should be interesting to see if the engagement lasts 'till the wedding day.
Very unflattering picture of Kelly O. Even at 23 she must know her legs aren't her greatest asset, so why encase them in black and expose them like sausages?
23 and 18? I'd only worry if I was his mother.
She needs TrimSpa and he needs corrective shoes. Nuff said.
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