Monday, November 3, 2008

Larry Birkhead gets a reality show


Birkhead and his cute little bucket of cash have scored a reality series on E. Am I wrong in assuming it will involve a peek at Larry getting his hair feathered, his teeth whitened and then looking longingly at a rococo framed portrait of Anna Nicole while wearing her pink lingerie? Kate Gosselin will be dethroned as hot mom with a bad haircut when Larry hits town.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Kate Gosselin will be dethroned as hot mom with a bad haircut when Larry hits town."

Now THATS funny!

How much you wanna bet this reality show will eventually become about finding a new mom for Danni-Lynn.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather have Larry as my neighbor than that bitch Kate.

Anonymous said...

that is one beautiful child.

Anonymous said...

She really is an exceptionally beautiful little girl. Looks a little bit like Jolie/Pitt's girl, don't you think? I hope she has a better life than her mom did. I hope Larry is not, as he appears to be, as dumb as a sac of dirt.

Anonymous said...

That kid is so cross eyed! more so than my Siamese cat. oy!

Anonymous said...

Does that beautiful little girl have on lipstick, eyeliner & blush?

Anonymous said...

No she is not wearing make-up. She is gorgeous however. She will be famous one day, my guess. If she can keep her life from swirling down the toilet!

Anonymous said...

Looks like some Gwen Stefanie designs on the baby! Too cute!!

Anonymous said...

your shit is so funny!!

Sandy said...

The Kate Gosselin reference is HILARIOUS--so true! And does anyone really beleive that a reality show is in the best interest of that poor kid?

Anonymous said...

He needs to get her eye problem corrected ... she would be so cute if her eyes were normal !!