Tuesday, November 25, 2008

ParAss has a leak in her pussy posse


ParAss has an inside leak...yep, someone in her skank posse was foiling all her attempts to stalk Benji the other night, according to The Mirror. Sources say Benji was avoiding her like the plague (which I'm pretty sure is actually listed in her medical records) and he kept skipping out of clubs right before she showed up to confront him. "Can't I have a night out in peace?" he was reported as saying, just after a secret phone call from her camp. I'd like to know in what friggin' universe it's okay to go out dressed like that?? Those are not boots. They are some kind of, like, calf chaps in patent. And she has a matching police cap on. She actually walks around with her hands on her hips. She's heartbroken (cough) but, manages to pose at every club. ParAss, if you'd stopped that, you could have caught him and he'd be secure in your car trunk by now.

6 comments:

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

I think she needs to hire Britney's dad.

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

I think she needs to hire Britney's dad.

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

^Hey!
That's a Google server error.
I didn't post twice.
Now, if I delete it, everyone will wonder "WTF?"
So, I'm leavin' it.

Anonymous said...

dam if that blond next to her doesn't look like dina lohan..

Anonymous said...

Don't care about Paris. Nope.

Unknown said...

Oh Dishy, remember her name printed in her clothes? I was at ROSS a couple of weeks ago and guess what they have Paris Hilton wool coats, the construction is very crappy I must add. The "Paris Blues" brand had waaaay better quality than Parass' coats. Even the chinese brand was better looking than those. DAaaaaamn!!!!