Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The rules! The rules!!!

Rules for Guy to follow with the boys..

1. Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs
2. They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food
3. All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water
4. They should wear only the clothes Madonna has sent with them, if they need to be bought anything new, it should not contain any man-made materials
5. The boys’ hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places
6. They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound
7. The divorce should not be discussed with them
8. Madonna should have contact by phone with them when and how often she chooses, as often as three or four times a day at times she sets
9. Guy should not introduce the boys to any of his new friends, especially any new female friends
10. Madonna wants the boys to spend their time she’s given with Guy, and not large amounts of time with his parents, their grandparents
11. The boys should not be photographed when they are with Guy and it’s his responsibility to arrange security so it doesn’t happen
12. At bedtime, Guy should read Madonna’s English Rose books to David

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She's SO fucking with him. English Rose? Rocco probably tries to be manly and not cry. Meanwhile..Madonna gets uglier and uglier. Someone on here called her Gristle. That's her new name.

15 comments:

with3love said...

Wow I have no more respect for her at all, she's completely off the deep end...poor children :(

Anonymous said...

"Gristle" is the new black!!! I love it!! Will use it every chance you get, I hope. I know I will!

Anonymous said...

She doesnt have a clue, Grisle still thinks shes on top of the world, she may have more money than the planet, but she needs to grow older with more grace.

Anonymous said...

that gristley old arm has a mud flap goin' on! Swing, swing...badda-bing!

Anonymous said...

Ok, she can parade A-Rod around & eff him in her house with the boys there but Guy isn't even allowed to let them meet his "friends"? Is she kiddin' with this BS? He better forget the rules & then frame it & bring it to court with him!!! Let the boys have fun. They aren't adults. They are kids for crissakes. They are probably not even allowed to get dirty! How can a boy have fun & not ever get dirty & wear holes in his knees? Explain that to me!

Anonymous said...

Does she make Carlos Leon abide by this shit when he has Lourdes?????? Doubtful! No non natural fibers? What the hell is she wearing? No spandex? No nylon or plastic? Hypocrite!

Anonymous said...

controlling cunt...i hope he breaks every one...

miss tia

Anonymous said...

Gristle. *cringgge*
so funny it's gross...

mm

Anonymous said...

wow! that sounds just like my husbands ex!!! only worse, i didn't think it could get worse. but my husband would rather have had madonna than his ex!! hehe. lucky for him he got gristle me. hope guy gets to be as lucky as my hubby.

Anonymous said...

desinfecting their hands is a great way to ruin their lifes. Allergies, liver damage... Madonna needs to have the hildren removed from her insane grip now!

Anonymous said...

Gristle is the perfect name for Madge now! She is and looks as tough as an old piece of rawhide and about as hard to chew. How embarassing for her kids, that she should be, you know, HER!

Are you kidding with these rules? This is not a one-sided contract, Guy. If you are accepting these rules you need to get yourself a new lawyer.

Anonymous said...

Ehhh, sorry I don't think this is authentic. Doubt there is any suh thing as "Kabbalah water"

Anonymous said...

Ehh, sorry, but where've YOU been?

There definitely IS such a thing as "Kabbalah Water".
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

J said...

Wow, I thought that was something you came up with as a joke, DD!

Anonymous said...

No wonder they were so overjoyed to see their dad - their mum's a bloody nut job!!