Megan Fox to GQ mag: "If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food,” Megan told GQ. “If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why."*
You know what she should eat? Brains. A big ol' plateful of brains..I highly recommend it.
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Sometimes is better just to stay quiet. I don't expect enlightening quotes from most in Hollywood, but she takes the extreme when it comes to silly. Someone give her a book to read so she dissapears for a few years.
It took her five years to get through the Dick And Jane series.
I guess she want to sound edgy or something. Jessica Simpson and she must have a LOT to talk about - they should get together and have a SMACKDOWN. Yes, I'm hinting.
Wow. She makes out like a she's a real tom-boy. But she's killing her sex image with all the idiots that are her fan base.
Seems like she doesn't have a publicist. She and Colin Ferrell should hook up, no filter on either of them. And he's so pretty to look at...
She really is an Angeloonie, to the point of saying really stupid & low class things.
p.s megan looks like she has a crater face.
My son says that when you fart fecal matter explodes all over the inside of your pants. He thinks he's an expert on it. Don't all guys??! Gawd!!! But rarely does a chick even approach the subject. It's not attractive. Not sexy & it stinks. She needs to stop talking. Now when I see her all I will think about is that her ass stinks like shit! And she's apparently very proud of it! *blech*
There's a vid on YouTube of Dustin Hoffman talking on & on about how much he loves to smell his own farts. I guess he likes his own brand. It's nasty and guys love this stuff. But a girl? No. Just shut up. & grow up!
Yeah, we haven't done Smackdown in forever. I think it's time.
she looks like an overated katie price (jordan) with a bit less grottier skin than price.
More like a "Fart-Off!" which one can fart the loudest, longest & stinkiest!
All that talk about furtz and no talk about gourds!
Maybe she should try furtin' in a gourd.
She could tell us all how it smells and sounds.
Perhaps she could learn how to play Yankee Doodle.
...after she clears her throat, though.
At least she's got a variety of scents to occupy her (little) mind.
She needs to get some proactive solution though.
Nah, I disagree, DD--she needs to shut up and DIE.
Wow, that would kill a hard on.
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