Saturday, November 29, 2008

Thanksgiving turkeys


There must be a cog or a dill missing in my brain because I don't understand why everyone is bitching that A-Rod-hole and that Getty asshole ditched their wives and kids to be with Sienna Miller and Madonna. WTF? Is it some requirement that Daddy come down the stairs on Thanksgiving morning dressed in his Indian corn pajamas to open the Turkey presents? A-Rod-hole and Ball-hole would be about as welcome at dinner as a big tumor on the turkey. Why the fuck would their wives be crying over this? Who wants to sit across the table while your soon to be ex is thinking about fucking Gristle? Ewwww. That's worse than finding a pubic hair in your yams. I'd be like, fine, the kids can puke on you next year and I'll take a cruise and charge it to your credit card, see ya. I guess I don't even understand Thanksgiving.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't Madonna like the opposite of a juicy woman? Gristle, as I understand it, is hard and dry and almost used up completely. Why would A-hole or anyone want that? Can't be for the money because he has money. Don't get it. Don't understand men at all.

Anonymous said...

Grrrrr how I despise unfaithful husbands. No loyalty whatsoever...

cupcake said...

I agree with you on the not going back home to the ex and kids on Thanksgiving thing. Not that I know anybody in that situation or anything.

Anonymous said...

The wives are stinging over the public humilation and trying to make a point i suppose about how easy it is for the husbands to be wrapped up in someone else and not make time for some one on one with the kids, when at one point claimed to be such family men etc.

But i'm with DD on this one, who in their right mind wants their ex there to fake everything is OK for the sake of the kids. Kids aren't stupid.

Anonymous said...

1) BG is STILL MARRIED TO RG, so when he prances around in public with his mistress he is PUBLICLY HUMILATING HIS WIFE and KIDS.

2) Media outlets assist in the humilation of these wives, when they insist on calling these AFFAIRS "romantic" or suggest that the other woman is some sort of "prize". There is nothing romantic about humilating a mother and her 4 kids, and yet some media outlets seem to forget that people are hurt as a result of these AFFAIRs. To make matters worse, BG even used his kids to show that he was "GOOD FATHER" despite his very public affair. That was a low, and it will get even worse. He and his mistress may stoop so low as to stage photo-ops with his kids to prove that they are not suffering as a result of the AFFAIR.

3) M and ARod said nothing about their AFFAIR, but VICTIMienna and her family have been exposing everything about VM AFFAIR with the MARRIED MAN. At least M had the decency to not stage "embarassing" photo-ops with the MARRIED MAN and whine about how she is being "mistreated". VICTIMienna on the other hand keeps showing total disregard for RG and her kids as she releases her "woe is me" PR stories and photo-ops.

4) The best thing that BG likes about VM is her bank account, so I seriously doubt that he would be thinking about if he had spent Thanksgiving with her. Think about it, everytime she wins a lawsuit or does an "odd" job, the MARRIED MAN isn't embarassed to appear in public with her anymore. She is paying the MARRIED MAN to keep up this farce. He showed up in London to act his part so that he could get his allowance from his sugar-mama.

5) VM has taken the judges ruling as an invitation to flaunt her AFFAIR with a MARRIED MAN. So now she is putting out stories about wanting the MARRIED MAN to "woo" her. If he was as into her as she keeps bragging about in her PR releases, she wouldn't have to beg/force him to "woo her" because he would already be doing this. This "wanting the MARRIED MAN to woo her" story just confirms what everyone already suspected, VM is just BG booty-call and sugar-mama.

Besides, why would she expect a man who is humilating/betraying his family and having a very public affair with her to treat her like a "lady"? He is cheating on his wife, so what makes her think that he would treat her any different? That's right, since the judge ruled in her favor anything that comes from her camp must be the truth.

7) If the MARRIED MAN was as into VM as she keeps bragging about in her PR releases, then why won't he get a divorce so he can be with the "love of his life"? Could the MARRIED MAN be stalling because he doesn't intend on being with VM for very long and is just waiting for something "better" or for his wife to "wise up"?

8) He is faking being "in love" with VM. He appears in public with her, but he makes sure to look miserable while he is with her. At what point she is going to realize that the public sees through her charade? She keeps coming out of hiding to remind everyone that she "won", why? She is becoming a laughing stock as she keeps trying to spin her booty-call affair into romance. The pictures speak for themselves, the only reason BG continues his AFFAIR with VM is because he has no other options and VM is willing to do anything to keep up this farce.