Total gossip

Everyone knows Jebbica from Gravy And Biscuits, but, is she just a simple gossip blogger, or is something more sinister going on? Sources close to Jebbica reveal that she may be part of a conspiracy perpetrated by inhabitants of a galaxy far far away. Jebbica and Nathan recently moved to a remote location and the paps have managed to get a few pictures inside the heavily guarded compound. The famous couple tries to foil the media by investing in outhouses and hound dogs, masquerading as a typical bunch of rednecks. Jebbica further fuels the gossip fires by wearing a loose empire style blouse. In the rest of her pictures she looks as slim as usual, skinny even..but, the Dirty Disher is beginning to wonder if THEY were photoshopped to distract me from something. Is this just the wind blowing up Jebbica's shirt, or could there be another explanation? We will keep an eagle eye out for the real story. Nathan is long rumored to be part of a secret organization who uses animal print cranial devices to contact the home planet. When questioned Nathan scoffed "It's simply a hair dryer." But, as you can see..there are no wires and no outlets involved. Could he be covering something? A cone head perhaps? Reps for the couple say: "Jebbica and Nathan are just an average normal couple. They would appreciate you giving them some privacy at this time." But, odd events and strange mysterious lights around this couple's compound continue to frighten locals, who are now afraid to venture further than the towns one beer joint. In an interview with one resident who wished to remain nameless "It aint right, I tell ya, them folks is doin' somethin' strange up in them hills. Gettin' so a man caint even spotlight a few deer without bein' a feard of alien abduction and that there anal probing." Stay tuned for breaking news on the whole investigation.