Wednesday, November 19, 2008

What er you lookin' at? (not much)

Sigh, we all know her hair is short, but, Amy's put the beehive back on. It hangs clear to her ass and weighs about 45 pounds, which is 5 pounds more than she weighs. But, we're supposed to ignore it and act like it's her real hair. She's been giving interviews through her intercom to any fan who passes by. I picture her, inside her dirty flat, naked, with a jelly jar full of whiskey and three cigs going at once, cutting crank with the flat end of a tube of Blisstex and muttering. She won't incriminate herself because you can't understand one word she says. Last night she punched herself in the face, but, her face deserved it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i read somewhere she calls that thing her "secret weapon" and actually used it to smuggle little dope presents to her blake while he was in the slam!
secret weapon eh?loooooooool
i`m just imagining the shit she could stash in that.... bit size napalm drops? a bit of plutonium, anyone?

Anonymous said...

As I always say... the worst comment is "no comment".