Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A comparison of two Kates





Tom says Suri won't wear jeans. Tom says a lot of things about Suri that aren't true. But, you know what I like about Suri? She's allowed to amuse herself with cheap trinkets, like most kids. She plays with Chapstick and stick on tattoos and those paste on cheap fingernails in garish green. Who doesn't let their kid have that stuff? They love it. Kate Gosselin thinks her kids need to have professional pedicures at four. At four! And she'd have a heart attack if anyone gave them green nail polish..or a green crayon for that matter. Suri is allowed to use paint too. Both Kates exploit their kids, but, of the two Kates, Holmes seems more normal.
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I wish Santa would bring me that green purse, but, he won't. He'll probably bring it to Kate Gosselin. She can put Jons balls in it and still have room for her magic uterus and a pack of germ wipes.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want that purse too. Who makes it? Maybe I can find a "copy" (yeah it's illegal and maybe people know but hey I do it :)

Merry Christmas all :)

Anonymous said...

Motherhood is exhausting enough without being in the spotlight. She loves that kid and it shows, no matter how "gaunt" she appears.

mm

Dirty Disher said...

I don't know who makes it. I have a red one by Capezio. Anyone know who Katies purse is by?

Anonymous said...

Think I found the answer to the bag q but the price :P
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/22/katie-holmes-is-green-gorgeous/
or
http://offtherack.peoplestylewatch.com/2007/03/23/you-asked-we-fo-4/

Anonymous said...

Oh, yes, I'll take Katie Holmes and whatever her problems are over the greedy Mrs. Gosselin any day of the week.

Anonymous said...

I've said this before on this blog, but for some reason I like Katie. She's in way over her head & for reasons we can only guess, she's STUCK. The green purse might be worth it tho.

Anonymous said...

i'm wondering about where the kids socks are more so than the purse.