Paltrows fake marriage is on the rock and has been for some time now. Her ex-buddies (they're her ex-buddies because they don't know Gristle) say she wants to spend all her time with Madonna's jet set crowd and it's all about Madonna all the time. Gwyneth says the rumors of divorce are ridiculous and she and what's his name are "perfectly happy." Paltrow has said "perfectly happy" about 12 hundred times this month, so you know the rumors are true. She's bored to shit with Cold Play dude and his eternal prancing and when Madonna isn't around needing her bony old ass licked all Paltrow does is blog about where to buy shit, and us eating cake. And you know where that cake eating crap gets you. Has history taught us nothing? Madonna said she and Guy were "perfectly happy" too. You know what I believe Gwyneth? Nothing YOU say.
Friday, December 12, 2008
D-i-v-o-r-c-e..let's all sing it to Gwyneth
Paltrows fake marriage is on the rock and has been for some time now. Her ex-buddies (they're her ex-buddies because they don't know Gristle) say she wants to spend all her time with Madonna's jet set crowd and it's all about Madonna all the time. Gwyneth says the rumors of divorce are ridiculous and she and what's his name are "perfectly happy." Paltrow has said "perfectly happy" about 12 hundred times this month, so you know the rumors are true. She's bored to shit with Cold Play dude and his eternal prancing and when Madonna isn't around needing her bony old ass licked all Paltrow does is blog about where to buy shit, and us eating cake. And you know where that cake eating crap gets you. Has history taught us nothing? Madonna said she and Guy were "perfectly happy" too. You know what I believe Gwyneth? Nothing YOU say.
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It's almost like you're happy about this.
I don't care. I'm just sick of her condesending attitude. She's a cunt, plain and simple.
I'm a little bit happy, too. You lie down with dogs...well, you know the rest.
LMFAO @ 'eternal prancing'
The best thing about G.P. is the way Kathy Griffin makes fun of her.
How will she sound so smug on 'goop' once she's divorced? Maybe she'll have to shut that awful website down rather than deal with the shame.
Anyone listen to Coldplay? Bunch of simpering, emo bullshit. And, the album is up for Best Album of the Year??? Who listens to that shit beside the 78 year old grandpa's who run the RIAA???
gwynie just needs to marry madonna....
I am heartbroken. I thought annoying Gwyneth and that untalented Coldplay guy were the most perfect couple ever. (Since Bruce and Demi) I guess they canceled each other out.
Agree totally, 1:35. They are perfect for each other... but they probably bored each other to tears.
In Hollyweese, "perfectly happy" is code for "utterly miserable".
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