Sunday, December 7, 2008

For cripes sake, stop sending me these!



Okay, you guys know I love you and wish you Merry Whatever-You-Celebrate..but, this is not Christmas/Yule. It is insanity on a deep and frightening level. This is the LEAST obnoxious one I've found. Amazing Grace must be drinking herself to death in a strip club in Vegas. Gaaaaaa! If these people lived next door to me, I'd kill them all. I hate this shit! Oh, and as far as I know, Jesus wasn't born in a split level. So I don't understand why your house has to blink on and off. Are you signaling planes?? And I'm pretty damn sure your Christmas trees shouldn't sneak across the yard like that. They have bad intentions, those trees. I'm scared and I think I just had a seizure. Fruitcakes!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg!! that is the most fucking amazing (haha) awesome display EVER!!!!!!! i want i want i want i want i want....though i'd do it with white, purple, green...

Dirty Disher said...

OMG! Doooooooooon't.

Anonymous said...

the carol of the bells is very nice too...

carol of the bells

i have a book on xmas lights and there's a computer program that synchs the lights up to the music....

i'm almost finished with my lights...have to say i'm already sort of burned out on xmas lights cuz fucknuts down the street have had their lights on since oct. 31!!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

NO.

Anonymous said...

I was waiting for the trees to blow up in a stunning display of pyrotechnics @ the end

Anonymous said...

You know, if it's any consolation. . . the house probably looks horrible during the daytime with all that gear hanging off it. It all looks weird and sad in broad daylight.

Anonymous said...

I could do without the techno gospel but I do like the lights. (eeps - sorry)