Thursday, December 11, 2008

I don't think GQ likes her one bit



Why don't they just put a friggin' bag over her head? They took her nose out, took her upper lip out, her teeth appear to be one long white line. It's about the weirdest photo shop job I've ever seen. On top of that, they asked her about the "love triangle" again. " “The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends. No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox….” Yeah, that's hysterical. She's finally getting on my nerves.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her CHIN is getting on my nerves!! She looks like she should have bolts coming out of her neck!

Anonymous said...

Who knows what the real story is here. Rag magazine covers and articles for that matter are superficial and disingenouous. Little substance in the articles and uber-photoshopped pictures that don't resemble the person at all. Jennifer looks great, there is no denying it. Her daily commitment to good nutrition and exercise shows, too bad she can't keep a man. Maybe she has terrible gas and that's why her only steady companion is her butt sniffing dog.

Anonymous said...

a fucking awkward cover pose....wtf? and she's the one 'stop discussing my personal life' and yet SHE can't STFU about it!

and she claims she's moved on since brad yet she keeps talking about it! if she TRULY had moved on, if an interviewer brought it up she could say 'i've moved on and do not wish to discuss that' or something like....

J said...

What is she doing with her hands?

I'm with you, DD, she's getting annoying. She tried telling it like it is, she tried having a sense of humour about it and now it's time to just STFU about it. 'No comment' needs to be her new motto.

Anonymous said...

That is a really awful picture of Jen. She can't be happy. Wonder why the mag did that to her? Must be on Angie's payroll.

Anonymous said...

wow...now thats a problem.

Anonymous said...

bad picture. ok shes not all that to begin with but this is totally lipless and chinny and just plain UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous said...

I think it's creepy that she's mentioning those kids by name! I mean, we ALL know the names of the Jolie-Pitt kids, but it sounds weird and sad and desperate when she says it!

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is that supposed to be?

Anonymous said...

I think it's hysterical ( the interview ) & btw earth to D.D,they are all phtooshopped, even hemroid lips jolie. If you did a mag. cover you'd want photo shop too. As well as a mkup person & stylist.

I really have to laugh at ppl who are slamming Jennifer's looks while hiding your own face & body behind a keyboard. pffft.

Anonymous said...

p.s misstia, you are definitely in need of some serious anger management classes or meds. I used to like you & think you were funny. Not anymore.

Anonymous said...

serious anger management or meds?? okie doke anon! thanks for the laugh...

i stand by what i said about JA on this cover...and i don't care if i'm funny or not....