Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Jack Black at the 2008 video game awards

This doesn't surprise me one bit. I'm only shocked that he didn't figure out how to shoot fire out of his dick sooner. In fact, I'm surprised that all men don't shoot fire out of their dicks.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

they don't?

Anonymous said...

he couldnt do anything with his dick before....... probably because he couldnt find it under those rolls of fat

NellyBoy said...

That, my darling Anon 12:58, is what is known as a "DickDo".
Most likey this quaint little ditty originated in the southern states.
It refers to an overweight man whose belly sticks out more than his dick do.
Air kisses cuz I'm a fountain of knowledge...
Nellyboy

Anonymous said...

NellyBoy...I am falling outta my chair laffing right now. You are so full of shit.

Anonymous said...

nelly boy i am anon 12:58 and i think youre brill!! thanks for the lil tidbit of trivia!!

Anonymous said...

I hate those underwear! EWW! Nasty. Just f'g gross. Men disgust me in those things. David Beckham is the only man I've see lately that isn't gross in his underwear! And I'm thinking HE probably does shoot fireworks from HIS dick!

Anonymous said...

Nelly? You wanna do a post or two here? I think you have fans. My emails on here.

NellyBoy said...

Are you KIDDING me DD?
I saw how fast you took out Twat-Monkey or whatever the hell it's name was...
I bow to your wit & love of all things inane.
BTW, i'm in Alberta Canada & it was -47 with wind chill here this past weekend (celcius) but we don't have morethan a skiff of snow so far.
And yep...car still started, but it does explain how I can dress in Drag & wear such little outfits cuz REALLY???? no need to tuck.
Air Kisses cuz DD kicks ASS!
Nellyboy

Anonymous said...

I think everyone would have enjoyed that bit more if the asbestos layer in their underpants had failed when the pyrotechnics were lit.

Anonymous said...

They have a Video Game Awards? LOL!

Anonymous said...

does anyone think jack black is funny? i've seen a few things and didn't laugh once...