There's been so many Jessica Simpson stories lately that I've ignored. There's the one where she walked into the Nike store and asked them where the Adidas workout pants were. Duuh. True story, but, typical. Then there's the one where she wants to go to college and study religion because she saw The DaVinci Code. Jeeez. It's a good thing she didn't see Jesus Christ Superstar, she'd spend her life trying to book Jesus on a dance tour. Now I hear her career's reached an all time high and she's playing bingo halls. Serious. The San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California. Man. Seems like her dad's even dumped her. Not very many people, stained carpet, stinky fried food smell and a dressing room like a closet. I really thought her downfall would make me laugh. It's oddly unsatisfying. Much like Tony Homo in the sack, I imagine. It's all his fault..no one likes him.
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I just checked the San Manuel's site and it looks more like a pretty nice Casino/Hotel w/ venue to me. The group STAIND backed by PapaRoach appears later this month. Tracy Morgan's there in Jan. and Brooks and Dunn appear in Feb. I cannot stand Jessica Simpson... but she could do worse. Much worse.
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