Thursday, December 11, 2008

Oh, boo fucking hoo

I don't know how you let it happen, Oprah! Because now we have to hear about your damn diets and workouts all frickin' day for the next 100 years. And you were photoshopped before and you never had frickin' abs and now you're wearing 7 layers of spanxs. You suck.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't believe those are her abs either.

Anonymous said...

She NEVER in her entire life looked like that! Trust me, we would have seen that stomach 24-7 if she really owned it! At her smallest she was probably a size 14 or 16. She just isn't meant to be a thin type person. At least she's finally admitting it. But that "before"ic is totally absurd. Does she think ppl wont laugh? 'Cuz they will!!

Anonymous said...

"10 ways to protect your money now"...don't buy this damn magazine!!! Take the 5 bucks and get some groceries!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am amazed she has not gotton a gastric lap band. or maybe she has. She is not meant to be a skinny woman.

Anonymous said...

"How did I let this happen again?"

The better question is, How did your personal chef, grocery purchaser, trainer, assistant and self esteem coach let this happen again?

Anonymous said...

Fat slag. I hope the old fat shit eats herself to death.

Anonymous said...

Wow Anon 5:57 you have some serious anger issues. There is help for that you know.
I'm not a big Oprah fan but she does a lot for children and people in need. Therefore, why would you want her to die?
People so easily wish people's death.
Life truly has to be miserable if you do that.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Does anybody know where MissTia has gone to??? I miss her! :(

Anonymous said...

i'm here!!! i've been very bizzy with getting paperwork done to get financial aid to return to kent state next semester; been out running lots of errands buying xmas gifts for all the children in the neighborhood and friends; am helping a local attorney try to recall our mayor; been sick; and just BIZZY!!!

Anonymous said...

Oprah mostly works for the glory of Oprah.
Her self absorbed crap about her weight is just more of the same.

When hundreds of thousands of pets were dying from the poison pet food people BEGGED her to get the news out about the symptoms, so more would not die but NOOOO, she was too good for that. And making too much money from her contract with P&G.
She is not just fat, fat is fine.
She is ugly to the bone on the inside and lots of us see that every time she opens her yap.
I SEE your soul Oprah and it is dark and nasty.

Anonymous said...

I thought of all the things she could talk about - why this old story. She needs to move on - geeze.

crystal

Anonymous said...

3:10 When she got down to a size 10 and wore those calvin kline jeans on her show she did it by drinking those meal shake things, she said 2 days later after starting to eat solid food again she couldnt fit in the jeans.

Roxanne said...

Miss Tia!!! Yay!!!! I am so glad to see you on here. I was missing you y'day. But you are busy doing good things for others. Why no pics of your yard & house x-mas decorations??? Are you not into that?

Anonymous said...

oh i'm into holiday outdoor decor!!! i gotta go out and take pix of my xmas lights...i'm waiting for a little bit of snow coverage first though as i think lights look better with snow! don't worry, i'll send 'em in!

Anonymous said...

Oprah is *such* an asshole. She really is. I don't get this at all. So she's fat, big fucking deal. Most of her fans (I am NOT one of them) like her better when she's fat anyway. She likes to eat, so I've heard. What the fuck? Why can't she just relax? "I hate myself, I'm fat. How did I let this happen again?" Jesus Christ, what a moron.