Friday, December 19, 2008

Out with ParAss, in with Poontang

So, Benji Madden is done with ParAsshole and is dating Britney Spears. Jeez, those chicks are like pit bulls on pork chops. Using up leftovers. Britney's dad approves. Britney's dad would approve of his daughter dating a cast iron lawn jockey at this point.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is it about this guy? Truly, I'm asking because I don't have a clue.

Dirty Disher said...

He's a "nice guy"..ahem.

Anonymous said...

Is this for real?!?

Anonymous said...

Brit? I don't get this either. WHY? He's shorter than she is and she's short. He is so not cute. I think Brit can do better at this point and she doesn't need Paris' STD's.

Anonymous said...

...trading around the men who won't call the enquirer the day after a split-up. Is there some kind of union for this? MWDS (men who don't squeal) would be a good one, yes?

Anonymous said...

He has a 10 inch schvontz. Any other questions?