ParAssholes new BFF

Well, ParAss Hilton finally picked a new best friend and surprise, it was Brittany instead of the psycho stalker. I doubt anyone will respond to this post, it seems interest in Hilton dropped of months ago. The only one who hasn't been told is Hilton herself, and she wouldn't believe it.

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So, Brittany seems like a nice, fun, pretty girl as opposed to the drunken brain dead whores in the rest of the pussy posse. In the end she attends a slumber party where she's introduced to Hiltons real socialite buddies and her sister Nicky. After discussing trust, loyalty, being real and all the other things they lack but expect from Brittany...she finally asks the question.."Uhhh, like Paris is really rich and I'm not, so, like what do I do?" They look at each other, confused, what?? No, says Brittany, like I don't have any money and Paris is like, really rich, so like I don't want to leach off her, but, what do I do?" She seems embarrassed but determined to find out. The Hilton sisters take turns telling leach stories where they give leaches bad nic names forever. But, finally Nicky comes up with a solution. Just give what your comfortable with, you know? Yeah, like if you can't buy a private plane to fly to France for lunch just rent a helicopter and go to the Hampton's for brunch. Everyone smiles. Yes, the Hampton's is a nice place to lunch and helicopters are, like, fun! Problem solved.

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I really thought it was impossible to make the Hilton's look more out of touch. I was wrong. Good luck Britanny. I can only hope you're using Hilton to further your rock band. Damn those lie detector tests.