Monday, December 22, 2008

What kind of house do you get for $100 grand a month?

You get this..if you're Michael Jackson. If you can afford a hundred grand in rent every month, you can afford a new lung, MJ. He could wack off in a different room every day for a year...and his kids can dangle themselves off any balcony.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hovel.

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

Credit's tight.
Maybe he can't swing a loan to buy one.
...or, maybe, no one will sell to him.

Anonymous said...

So sick to death of Michael Jackson. He's been weird for so long that it's not even interesting anymore.

Hollywoodite said...

I'm sure all the people he's in debt to are positively thrilled with this news.

Unknown said...

Ha. I had a vision of him in a coffin last night, and I didn't even know he was sick. Eww.

Anonymous said...

he`s supposed to be up to his ass in debt, broke, bla bla bla tral la la ect.......... HOW THE FUCK DOES HE AFFORD THIS!?... and to think of all the homeless, peeps who dont have a pot to piss in!! SOMEONE PUT THIS WACKO OUT OF OUR MISERY!!!!!!!
merry xmas!!! baaaaaaaah humbug mikaal fuckin dickhead!!

Anonymous said...

At least it's one version of the big house. Not the one I'd prefer to see him in, but his day will come.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I so wanted this freak to go to the big house and be denied his make-up and hairdresser. Maybe he could be in the cell next to OJ?