Wednesday, December 24, 2008

When's the baby due, Mariah?

If there's one thing you can count on at Christmas, it's Mariah in Aspen, showing cleavage. Ho, ho, ho..your jacket doesn't fit.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just saw this "look" on Glamour.com as a fashion "Don't"...wearing puffy quilted anything with matching color quilted anything is a big NO-NO! It's unflattering to anybody. She looks as big as a house! A big red puffball house.

Anonymous said...

Not even solid black can camouflage those thunder thighs. It's enough to make spandex weep.

Anonymous said...

the red female version of the staypuff marshmallow man!

Anonymous said...

Wait til the babyboobs kick in.....SHA-BAMMMM! She'll have boobs-for-days!

mm

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

She need-a be da' stayput marshmallow, man!
She need-a stay put in her room 'til she shrink herseff up some!!

...but, don't she look happy!

Anonymous said...

WTF? it's just..so wrong! and the boots? reality check time. dress your age moron. you are not 15.