Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Why are these whore spawns on the cover?

Is this a condom ad? Seriously, it must be. What other reason do they have to be on a cover? Oh, the Tattler had $12 whole dollars in their cover fund. Kim wants to be an interior designer now that she's failed at everything else. And being an interior designer in Kims world does not entail boring things like design classes or degrees. She just likes stuff and Daddy told her she was good at it. He wants her out of his house. "Nice lamp, Kimmie, you put fur around the edge! You should be a designer, love, and get your own place. Please get your own place. Daddy will pay." Daddy should have tried that condom trick.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

It looks like the Woods Girl is missing a foot?

Anonymous said...

Photoshop.

Anonymous said...

the one in the middle looks like somebody's mom from the 50's. Gawd! Ron Wood's daughter, I am guessing? Wow...she's not anything to brag about. Nor are the other 2 skanks.

Anonymous said...

Kim Stewart doesn't live in "daddy's house"... Rod built a gorge pad just for her on the south 40 of his Beverly Park estate back when she was still suckin' popsicles.

Anonymous said...

I don't know the other two girls, but all I know about Kimberly is that she's annoying, stuck-up and talentless like her brother.

Anonymous said...

the Woods girls sure is an interesting creature. very strangely pretty.

Anonymous said...

Hee hee! At first glance I thought they were girls from the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Anonymous said...

Peaches is the daughter of the late Paula Yates, who od'd shortly after her bf Michael Hutchence (of inxs) off'd himself in a hotel. Some say it was a result of auto-erotic asphixiation (sp?) gone wrong. She also has a sister Tigerlily & another one with some off the wall name.

Anonymous said...

Moonlight girls are classier than the Stewart whore.

Anonymous said...

The Geldoff girls are Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches, and Pixie. Their mom had another child with Michael Hutchence--Heavenly Hiraani Tigerlily, if I remember correctly. I know one of the younger girls found Paula Yates dead (OD'd), but I don't remember which one anymore.