Friday, December 12, 2008

Why is John Mayer sucking Don Rickles ass?


Sigh, I'll try and make this short, which is a helluva lot more than Mayer will do for you on his blog. Mayer is whining about gossip bloggers and how we don't know how to temper our snark with kindness, like Don Rickles. Rickles, according to Mayer, has both "edge and charm" and John would like to be remembered with "kind thoughts in the wake of my passing." Which sound for all the world like he's dying, but, he's really just talking about walking down the red carpet in front of snarkers. He's so weird. He's also a wind bag, he goes on like that forever. The weird thing is..Rickles is a mean man. If Mayer was on fire, Don would roast marshmallows on him. So wtf you on about John, is he your uncle? Hello, dummy!
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Top photo..John at his girl friends movie, Marley And Me. Looking hot, John, for a whining player. How's that in the "wake of your fucking passing?" Step high over your ego, bud, or you'll land right on your ass. Again.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ugh, Don Rickles is a repulsive comedian.

Hollywoodite said...

Don looks like "Uncle Fester" to Mayer's "Lurch."

Anonymous said...

Don is still alive? Who knew???

"Lurch & Uncle Fester" No sh**!!! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

JM is NOT good looking anymore. He must be like samson. Cuz when he cut his hair I think it all went away. He looks very generic. I get the feeling that he's not exactly allowed to be himself and freely express himself anymore physically. He is trying to please someone else. It's very apparent.

Anonymous said...

Um. . .can anyone here say. . .sugar daddy?

Anonymous said...

come on in his day Rickles was funnier than DD on a good day. DD didnt you date him in High school? He was 16 you were 28?