Christie Brinkley on milk: "This is a great way to ensure that if … you are cutting back and you are not able to buy an expensive piece of fish or something else, milk actually, per glass, is a very affordable way to get your nutrients."*
She's trying the opposite tactic as Paltrow, a pathetic way to relate to us. I can't afford a piece of fish! Thank goodness I can have a glass of milk! WTF? Last I looked, milk was more expensive than most fish...it's hard to get fish in a baby bottle though. Thank goodness I have ex super models to explain things to me. Can I just file this under retarded and never hear her again?
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does the ad actually say that? WTF? Does she even know how much milk costs? Talking "down" to people is no way to sell anything. She's a bitch to say that.
*If I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.*
Now I will have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the afternoon.
Seriously...isn't she worth something like $80 million? That information came out during the divorce proceedings.
In my area a gallon of 1% milk was 5.99 - on sale to boot.
Get with it Christie!!!
Don't blame Brinkley, though. It's not like she wrote that tripe. It's the Dairy Board, or whoever is responsible for that ad. The American Dairy Association? Their spokespeople do not write the material in the ad.
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