Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Heil, Tom!

Tom Cruise has a list of requirements for German journalists to follow before they can talk to his highness.
Must have seen Valkyrie.
Must have liked Valkryie.
Must read a letter about how Scientology has never been banned in Germany.
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Basically the same stuff he tells Katie everyday. Must sleep with Tom Cruise. Must love sleeping with Tom Cruise. Must agree Tom Cruise is a tall heterosexual.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

cuckoo pants - need I say more??

Dirty Disher said...

I like that. Cuckoo pants. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I think the sinos were banned in Germany.

Anonymous said...

no, they weren't. There were some talks about it, but there was no ban. They are still watched by the Verfassungsschutz.

Anonymous said...

theyre not banned here but theyre watched by the Verfassungsschutz,yes and we germans tend to view them and their ideologies with a high suspicion.... we already had one monster with a similiar plan (world domination,ethnic & medical "cleansing",ect.) & nobody ever wants to see anything like that again.i also think its a sad irony that such a high a member of this cult was chosen to play Claus von Stauffenberg,it`s almost insulting, as Stauffenberg is considered somewhat more & more of a national hero as the decades pass.
Scientologie ist gefährliche Gehirnwäsche!

Anonymous said...

I can totally see Tommy as a nazi. Can't you see him as a hitler youth in brown uniform yelling at a German version of Matt Lauer that Matt just doesn't GET IT!?