Thursday, January 22, 2009

If I was Michelle..

I'd be worried. Oprah managed to get herself invited to the White House for the last of the after parties. She waited until around 2 am for Obama to show up. I heard Michelle finally got tuckered out and hit the sack..alone. Y'all can say Oprah's a supporter all you want. I say she's a stalker and she's going to eventually get Obama's head between her thighs and squeeze him into Democrat juice. She just needs to get rid of Michelle first. I'm betting even the secret service doesn't have a handle on this one. Area 54 is just a panty liner compared to Oprah.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of Oprah. You have nothing in common with these folks aside from the hue of your skin. Why hasn't Oprah had the Pres' white relatives on? She doesn't think of him as mixed race, I guess. Oprah isn't anything like Michelle, that's for sure, and couldn't carry her handbag for her, I don't care how much money O has.

Anonymous said...

You're more obsessed with Oprah than she is with Obama. Admit it.

Anonymous said...

Not hardly.

Anonymous said...

Man, Michelle got a Cruella look going, Oprah's weave IS a labradoodle and Barack's got a chin like Jennifer Anniston!.
No Offense!

Anonymous said...

Actually they look like the sanest (and best-looking) people I've ever seen in the WH.
I think Oprah's just naturally drawn to high-powered people and situations.

Anonymous said...

Look at Oprah's face!!! I've never seen her star-struck before. She's like a 12-year-old w/ a backstage pass to meet Miley after the concert.

Anonymous said...

I would be setting down the rules pretty quickly if I was Michelle.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Both from Chicago so it's like homecoming for her. I bet she'll be there all the time, she'll have Mrs. Obama on the show as well as the kids. They'll have tea and giggle about President Obama's likes and dislikes, etc. You know, just like regular women.

Anonymous said...

I think O's expression says alot like pissy said. She's past delighted. And i tend to agree that she will be insinuating herself into as much of their lives as she can. If she starts glowing and going thru some more big changes be on the look out for affair rumors down the road.

Anonymous said...

If I was Michelle....I'd get a new eyebrow person...the ones she has drawn on in that picture are not pretty.

Anonymous said...

i heard on tv she did get a makeover including the brows. she looks like she should be twirling her moustache and tying someone to the railroad tracks with those brows.

Anonymous said...

lmao anon 7:20 @ the eyebrow observation

Anonymous said...

I think Michelle is gorgeous. I wish we had a Canadian first lady as attractive as she is.

Anonymous said...

No offense DD, but you "heard" Michelle when to bed alone??? Whom did you "hear" this from? Or did Michelle call you herself and let you know? Just wondering.

Anonymous said...

news reports stated that michelle went to bed and the prez stayed up till 1 am or something

Anonymous said...

My Labradoodle is offended at the suggestion that Oprah's weave even remotely resembles her fur.

Apologize please.

Anonymous said...

gosh thats the first time i noticed the eyebrows. no..... not the best.

Anonymous said...

Uh, Dish? It's Area 51<---

Get your head out of the disco.

Anonymous said...

This picture really creeps me out. That wild expression on Orca's face, and the way she is so firmly between Michelle and Barak.
(okay, so the brows don't do anything for Michelle, either, but I'm just sayin'. . .)

Dirty Disher said...

I have inside informaton that the FBI and CIA are trying to bring disco back. Let me adjust my tinfoil..and call Scully.

Major Majormajor said...

DD, I thought you would be calling Mulder.
But, he has gotten kinda creepy lately.