Joaquin Phoenix's new "rap" career is being shown and talked about more than Lily Allen's third nipple. Casey Affleck is making a documentary on this shit. You can watch Joaquin's "rapping" HERE. This mofo can't rap. He doesn't know the meaning of rap. I'm sure there are good drugs involved here. This poor bastard can't even spank his own old dirty ass. Stars need to at least read a book about the new career they choose. I'm going to be a brain surgeon! I don't need no damn training. I be, I is! I feel it deep inside me. I got me a fork and a drill..who's first?
Monday, January 19, 2009
I'm sooooooo sick of this shit
Joaquin Phoenix's new "rap" career is being shown and talked about more than Lily Allen's third nipple. Casey Affleck is making a documentary on this shit. You can watch Joaquin's "rapping" HERE. This mofo can't rap. He doesn't know the meaning of rap. I'm sure there are good drugs involved here. This poor bastard can't even spank his own old dirty ass. Stars need to at least read a book about the new career they choose. I'm going to be a brain surgeon! I don't need no damn training. I be, I is! I feel it deep inside me. I got me a fork and a drill..who's first?
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I thought this was Jack Black!
I got me a fork and a drill.....ahahahahahahahaha! too funny. -G
Nice pants. Love the crotch hole. Look'n good.
Good & homeless more like.
He gets hotter by the minute.
Not dissimilar to Madonna's crotch.
This is kinda hilarious in a shocking, pathetic and sad way - if that makes any sense... I really like him as an actor, he was great as Cash and in Gladiator too.
Nope more sad than anything else I guess.
What the hell happened to you, man?!
I was a big fan of Joaquin's when he was in "Signs" back in 2002.
He was seriously hot in that movie.
What happened? He looks like a fat hippie now. :o(
Joaquin is sooo handsome...BEFORE....WHY would u perposely let yourself GO NOW... yuk
I think this is some sort of joke he's pulling with the media. Like something BORAT would do. I'll bet he's going to do a lot of stupid crap to make everyone scratch their heads, then return to his normally weird self after he's had his fun.
WOW, I just heard the link you gave..IS THIS A JOKE??!! I feel sad....whats up Joaquin???? how can you go from playing Johnny Cash and doing a FANTASTIC job to THIS???!!!!
i think he's headed down the slippery river phoenix slope. poor guy.
When he said he was going into music, I thought he meant something more akin to what he did in Walk the Line.
*sigh* I loved when he played Toby N Tucker. I still go round quoting that to this day. "I'm TNT... I'm like dynamite & when I go off, somebody gets hurt." XD
I think Three Farmers might be on to something. Otherwise we are dealing with serious mental illness
Yep, crabbie and 3farmers might be right. Is it a media joke documentary?
That was seriously screwed up if he was doing that and meant it to be serious.
And at least we know with his selfimposed poverty look he's still got some underwear.
Sad just sad.
He looks like the muppet who sings Mahna Mahna. :(
I used to adore him.
some are speculation that he is merely part of a uch larger rapping community
http://air-of-superiority.blogspot.com/2009/01/joaquin-phoenix-kisses-career-byegood.html
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