Everyone's still going on about the Golden Globes today..get over that shit already...so I decided to talk about Bridget's food issues again. Forget Barbie Benton's "weird" food and the pea soup disaster. There was a re-run GND on last night where the girls are in New York City looking for the anniversary playmate and they were starving so they go to a hot dog stand. Bridget threw a fit, "That's not yellow mustard! That's brown Dijon stuff. Ewwwww!" The girls walked on in search of yellow mustard so Bridget could eat. This one is not yellow enough, that one has specks, on and on. Four hot dog stands and 40 blocks later she finally finds her beloved yellow mustard. Holly was pissed and this time I don't blame her. I had 3 kinds of mustard in the fridge (I don't know why) so, I did a taste test and came to the conclusion that if I was blindfolded, and it was on a hot dog, I could not tell the difference. Bridget has some serious food issues. I fail to understand how anyone who could lick old man peen can be horrified at a hot dog with the wrong mustard. I'm still puzzled by it, 'specially since most of those vendors look like they pick their nose and had the hot dogs up their ass before they plop them on your bun. If you can find something else to talk about, be my guest.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
More of Bridget's food issues
Everyone's still going on about the Golden Globes today..get over that shit already...so I decided to talk about Bridget's food issues again. Forget Barbie Benton's "weird" food and the pea soup disaster. There was a re-run GND on last night where the girls are in New York City looking for the anniversary playmate and they were starving so they go to a hot dog stand. Bridget threw a fit, "That's not yellow mustard! That's brown Dijon stuff. Ewwwww!" The girls walked on in search of yellow mustard so Bridget could eat. This one is not yellow enough, that one has specks, on and on. Four hot dog stands and 40 blocks later she finally finds her beloved yellow mustard. Holly was pissed and this time I don't blame her. I had 3 kinds of mustard in the fridge (I don't know why) so, I did a taste test and came to the conclusion that if I was blindfolded, and it was on a hot dog, I could not tell the difference. Bridget has some serious food issues. I fail to understand how anyone who could lick old man peen can be horrified at a hot dog with the wrong mustard. I'm still puzzled by it, 'specially since most of those vendors look like they pick their nose and had the hot dogs up their ass before they plop them on your bun. If you can find something else to talk about, be my guest.
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You've just managed to turn my stomach on ever having a hotdog again.
Haha well put, dd, Bridget's got strange priorities. And for those reasons, I gave up on hot dogs and hot dog stands many years ago.
Dish said: "I fail to understand how anyone who could lick old man peen can be horrified at a hot dog with the wrong mustard."
Bridget eats Hef dogs for CA$H.
Big dif.
She'd probably blow the nose-picking hot dog vendor for the right price.
I just bought a natural sleep aid "Annula" & I swear...they smell like ass! My son says they smell like someone shot them out of their anus. Umm...he's right! But they were so GD expensive and they were blister sealed so I know they all can't be contaminated. They smell funky tho. Won't buy them again. So, thats something I wanted to mention after your comment reminded me of it. Sorry to be gross today.
Yeah, I love mustad on a good hot dog. Now I'm hungry! Any mustard is great. I love brown mustards. Yellow too. Yummy all. I think Bridget may have just been going for attention.
You are so funny!
I'm glad I found your blog.
anon @ 5:46 blathered;
I just bought a natural sleep aid "Annula" & I swear...they smell like ass! My son says they smell like someone shot them out of their anus. Umm...he's right! But they were so GD expensive and they were blister sealed so I know they all can't be contaminated. They smell funky tho. Won't buy them again. So, thats something I wanted to mention after your comment reminded me of it. Sorry to be gross today.
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What the ]]]]FUCK]]))~~~ does that have to do with the GND, Bridget Marquardt, Hugh Hefner, old man peen, hotdog vendors, hotdogs and/or mustard?
Get over yourself 1:20. It was a funny story. It fits on this blog. Your a dumbass so you dont get it.
In Holly's place I would have bitchslapped her.
DD said to talk about w/e and anything at all relative to the blog post is fine. The stinky sleeping pills story fit in with DD's asshole hotdogs story. I don't see a problem either. WTH is wrong with anon 1:20? Anger issues much? Dayum. Someone forgot their meds.
5:18: *SNARK* !!!!
Did you REALLY have to call 'em "Hef Dogs"??!!
You're hilarious!!!!
That name's gonna stick with me for awhile......
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Y'all can say anything you want on most any post. I read every one of you and I'm greatful every day that some one reads me.
Good fucking god. She has had the opportunity to taste all kinds of great food and try practically any new thing she could possibly want but she just freaks out and whines and wrinkles her nose and whines more. How trying. Hate people like her.
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