The Dugger's revealed the long kept secret of Jim Boobs perfect hair last night. He uses massive quantities of Aquanet in the purple can. I haven't seen that kind of an Aquanet overdose since I was a kid and my Mom went through her French-twist beehive period. Crunchy hair! Aquanet is instant cement. After Jim Boob doses his hair with half a can of the ozone killing spray helmut he carefully smooths any stray hairs, doses his head again and claims the do will last for three days. Michelle says he's too busy to comb his hair, what with 19 kids and all. *
The Dugger parents accidentally visited a head shop in San Fran last night too. Looking through a case of glass bongs, Jim Boob said "That's funny looking glassware, huu?" Michelle agreed. I'm not making fun of them here. I thought they were dildos. It's nice to know these two might have something in common with Hef's Weenersucker twins. Jim Boob says pot smoking hippies are just people inside. Yep. I agree. So are Aquanet addicts and grouchy bloggers.
The Dugger parents accidentally visited a head shop in San Fran last night too. Looking through a case of glass bongs, Jim Boob said "That's funny looking glassware, huu?" Michelle agreed. I'm not making fun of them here. I thought they were dildos. It's nice to know these two might have something in common with Hef's Weenersucker twins. Jim Boob says pot smoking hippies are just people inside. Yep. I agree. So are Aquanet addicts and grouchy bloggers.
21 comments:
What's the secret to her hair? Rolling around in dog shit?
I love seeing the quirks in people. He sounds like a tolerant guy
lmao @ interesting glassware.
It's a vase! there's even a little spout at the bottom to pour extra water into. I havent ever seen the show but I think I like these people.
crabbie said...
What's the secret to her hair? Rolling around in dog shit?
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My coffee just sprayed out of my mouth....
i thought he said the can of hairspray would only last him 3 days, but i guess i heard it wrong. I couldnt believe all that damn hairspray he used!
If he uses a can of hairspray in a couple days I hate to think what she uses.
Can someone please cut her hair?
Okay Pat...need your help here. Totally off subject of Jim Bob's hair. I work in a very old building. There are 3 of us in the room I am in. I keep getting whiffs of old lady perfume...you know the kind that smells either like lavender or roses...I can't tell, it might be a mix. It immediatley evaporates and no one else smells it but me. I don't feel frightened by it at all...it's grandmotherly, if there is even such a word...but, I wonder...why me? Why can no one else smell her? Help!
That picture gives me the willies something fierce.
Yes, The Duggars think I'm a PERSON!!!!
Yipppeee.
I can smoke with relief now!
I don't care what they put on their hair or how long their hair is. Even though they have an amazingly bizarre number of kids, from what I've seen on the show they are good to each one of the kids and love them all. I can usually be counted on to make fun of anybody -- my mom is an aquaspray freak and has been for 40years -- but they seem like nice people.
Hi 6:08... Unknown/unexplicable odors that suddenly appear (and tend to disappear just as rapidly) is a very common form of paranormal phenomena. Odors are meant to make the individual aware of a presence... not to frighten. The ability to smell unexplained odors (and there are a variety) does not require a special kind of talent or paranormal gift. When a spirit wants to make their presence known, they will employ various techniques... smell, visual, move objects and sometimes physical contact or a combination of.
In any case, given that the scent you've caught is akin to that of an old-fashioned perfume, my guess would be that the spirit is probably an older lady from around the turn of the century. See if you can obtain any information on the history/use of the building or it's landsite. You just might discover something of interest that will explain the apparent attempt at "contact".
Good luck!
LOL... That Michelle chick looks like one of those middle age broads who hasn't changed her hairstyle since high school! Doesn't everyone know one or two of them?
LOL... That Michelle chick looks like one of those middle age broads who hasn't changed her hairstyle since high school! Doesn't everyone know one or two of them?
They all seem nice, and real! However, isn't "vanity" some kind of sin?
However nice, they still freak me out. The whole marriage/lego/kissing thing was odd...he gave her a hug when he proposed, and they both looked uncomfortable!?!?!?!? Did they even know each other?! Jim Bob made a joke about his kids acting like monkeys in another episode, but was quick to point out they did NOT EVOLVE from monkeys.....People who stick to one thing are scary, you need to EVOLVE and open your mind?! Jinger looks like she will totally go against EVERYTHING at some point, but watch it be Jessa instead........go figure. Can't wait for the future reality shows of Jinger and Jessa.....wish I could be a fly on the wall for all of it...especially the wedding night of Josh and Anna...there is a story there, for sure!
I think religion and cannabis are complementary; I routinely take a big hit from my Roor and watch Monty python movies. By the second hour I am charitable, affable, and tolerant, and will believe whatever you want to tell me.
6:08:00 PM, you may want to stop by the shop. I have a feeling you're close and know where to find me. :)
I wish I could stop by...I'm alll the way in Virginia.
Okay seriously has there been nothing else gossip-worthy since yesterday?
I'm not surprised they wouldn't know what a head shop is. I grew up in the 70s and so that term was around a lot. But these two are younger and much more isolated, and so I'm not surprised.
Sorry, I just had nothing to say yesterday. Shrugs.
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