Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Sing it like Bouncie

The lyrics to "At Last"
Aaaaaaaaaaaat layeeeeeeeesttttttttttttttttttt, my lou-uh-uh oveeeeeeee has come alooooooooo, ya ya ya ya-ong,
yeaow,
My looooooonley dayssss are ovaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ya ya ya-ya aavah,
yeaw, my li-yi-yi-YIIII -ife is like a so-ya-ya-ya-yaoyaoya-yowng.
Yeow, YEEEEEWA, yeahhh. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, yeow.
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I'm suing her for emotional damage.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

No kidding, DD. She murdered this song - a classic. Why? Bouncie thought she'd put a new spin on it. Almost an embarassment to her.

Anonymous said...

jeez...I don't think they noticed tho. They were floating on a cloud.

Anonymous said...

Bounce sucks.

Unknown said...

Didn't like her.

Anonymous said...

Miley would've been better.

Unknown said...

I like Beyonce. But not as much as Beyonce likes Beyonce. Didn't like the performance at all!

Anonymous said...

i liked it

Anonymous said...

wtf about mariah scarey? now she really sucked. not to mention her queer bitchboy husband

Anonymous said...

...she sucked & insulted Etta James, who was probably laughing her ass off watching that ridiculous performance.

Anonymous said...

it was like SHE felt this was for HER. The way she bowed at stayed on the platform at the end made me want to just push her aside and tell her this is NOT about you!!

crystal

Anonymous said...

I used to be her biggest fan BUT Bouncey is now OVEREXPOSED!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ovaaaaa.. I thought 'why is she singing about her ovaries?'

Anonymous said...

THANK-you. It was best done by Etta.

Anonymous said...

WAY TO FUCK UP A TOUCHING MOMENT YOU A-HOLES!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey FUCKWAD, this blog's called "THE DIRTY DISHER."

What do you expect to find here? An celebrity circle-jerk?

Anonymous said...

she doesnt look very good here... never saw what the big hoo-hah is about her anyway...

Anonymous said...

People get political on this "entertaining blog" ALL the time!! I agree, way to fuck up a nice moment!!