Thursday, January 1, 2009

Three people we don't need to see in a bikini





Star Jones, Courtney Love and Donatella Versace suddenly make The Blow look pretty good again. Hell, they make me look good. Thanks.

15 comments:

CatherineM... said...

That's not Donatella. That's not her nose...

Courtney needs to eat a few cheeseburgers and Star needs to put a few of those burgers down.

Happy New Year!

Dirty Disher said...

'Tis. Her nose was lost in first world war.

Anonymous said...

since when are south american mummies allowed at the beach?

Anonymous said...

Donatella doesnt even look human & CL is only a few steps away. Hard to beleive that they look so bad they can make Star look ok.

Anonymous said...

that REALLY doesn't look like Donatella

mm

Anonymous said...

Good gravy. Don't the rich have mirrors? Honestly.

Anonymous said...

miracles of modern medicine. kinda makes you want to get famous, make obscene money, parade around like your looking good for the paps, etc. The Michael Jackson syndrome for the rich and dumb

Anonymous said...

Star needs to be careful - she's porkin' up again...

Anonymous said...

Interesting. DV looks like the dried turkey jerkey I've seen her described as.
You would think (I would think) that with the plastic surgeons at CL's disposal, they could do something about her wrinkly tummy.
Hasn't SJ always denied she had a lap band or some such? But there are the scars.

NellyBoy said...

Star did finally admit to the Gastic Bypass. It's quite easy to gain weight back. I had mine in Sept 06 & am down from 380 to 168.
I had my tummy tuck in sept 08 & next week I get little extra taken off my isdes. YAY that it's all included in Canada!!!
Ahh, the things I do to be pretty.
Star is just a smelly bitch so no surprise that she's too lazy to care about she eats and prolly never works out
Air kisses cuz I'm prettier than her
Nellyboy

Anonymous said...

Yikes! Donatella is burned black and toasty here. Get the hell out of the sun, Dona, and put some clothes on, maybe eat some fries, God.

What's with CL? Think she had a lower abd tuck and the top is her wrinkled skin hanging down? Lovely.

Oh, Star, you'll be fighting this fight your whole life. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

blergh

that's the sound you hear when I throw up a little in my mouth from looking at those pics

blergh
blergh
blergh

Ronald said...

I'd rather see Donatella then any of you American Blobs in a bikini! Happy New Year

Anonymous said...

They actually make my figure look good and that takes some doing!

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show that they don't see themselves as they truly are. Because these self-absorbed attention seekers wouldn't be caught dead looking as dreadful as these pics show them to be if they were viewing themselves through clear eyes.