Jessica Alba showing you her brains. If the only thing you have going is your body, it's not smart to cover parts of it in cheap little tramp stamps done with no meaning or creativity. Oh, and Jessica says labor contractions are like period cramps, then they hand you your baby and it "gets deep." Anyone want to slap her yet? The only thing deep about Alba is her black ass crack, which looks like it could use a good trip through the car wash.
5 comments:
The car wash comment was great.
I don't even know what to say about the "cramps" thing. Her level of stupidity is way over my head.
She talks too much and she is a crap actress. I would rather hang out with Bill O'Reilly than her.
If by "cramps" she means the feeling of having your pelvis crushed under a moving tank, then yeah, cramps it is.
What the fuck is that thing on her ass?? Is that so her husband has something to look at when he's doing her in the butt? Gawd . . . what is it with these whores?
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