Friday, February 20, 2009

Angie Should Feel Right At Home...

Danny Boyle says the little filthy Hindu kids who starred in his exploitative Oscar nominated Slumdog Millionaire will be flying to L.A. to attend the ceremony. Great. I hope Danny hooks them up with plenty of hookers and blow. Give them the whole L.A. experience. Then let Angelina go through and pick out a couple to keep. I'm kind of guessing none of them will want to back. Why the hell would you? India is the shithole of shitholes. Except for Bangladesh. And West Virginia.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and Darfur. And Baghdad.

Anonymous said...

and Newark.

Anonymous said...

And Texas.

Anonymous said...

Come down to Texas and spew that trash you cock sucker, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll wear my boot for a fucking hat.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Texas pride. I love it!
As for India, I have to agree that it's a bad place to be a kid. Especially if you don't have family looking out for you. Article I read recently said that kids who come to the city from outlying areas (hoping to escape poverty and abusive parents, etc.) are snapped up by couples posing as concerned and nurturing people, who then "handicap" the kids because people give more money to handicapped beggar children. These kids are then forced to beg in gangs, and are beaten if they don't have enough money to give to those running the gang. It can be a very sad life for some of these kids who may be blinded or missing a leg because of an adult's greed.
On a cheerier note, does anyone think that either Brad or Angie have any chance to win an oscar?

Anonymous said...

Texas flag is the only state flag that can fly at the same heigth as the American flag.

Anonymous said...

Texas sucks 10 gallon ass. Hairy ass. Suck it Texas.

Anonymous said...

Yes, you can suck my hairy proud Texan ass.

Anonymous said...

Go suck your own hairy ass and your shitty ballsack too. All Texans are retarded.

Anonymous said...

Nothing sucks as bad as this blog. Had to see it for myself., now just wish I could get that 10 minutes of my life back.

Major Majormajor said...

It's spelled Texxxass. Just so you know. Even Patrick knows that.

Anonymous said...

I take it up the ass from Perez Hilton.

Also, I'm a fag.

Anonymous said...

India isn't all slums and beggars. There's more to the country but you narrow minded Americans only choose to highlight the negative side. Don't just bash on the country before seeing the good sides to it too.

Anonymous said...

Hey, that is exactly what Pakistan said about India, and vice-versa.

Don't assume all Americans are narrow minded. Just because I wouldn't bathe in the Ganges or rub feet with that old man on the street it doesn't mean I am narrow minded; I just want to live long enough to see if the rats get any bigger.

Oh yeah, the food is delicious, and the view from the overcrowded hospital was very romantic and awe inspiring. The cow shit added a perfume in the air only rivaled by the body odor in the bus. Wow, I love India.

Anonymous said...

you try to be like Dlisted gay guy, commeting on whomever, or whatever. You miss. I wish DD had not invited your ass. don't like your mean spirit, don't like your theme, "oh gay".

Anonymous said...

Of course those of us from West Virginia are offended. It was nice knowing you (before you became this kind of site)