Monday, February 23, 2009

Anne Hathaway Is A Cokehead

Anne Hathaway says she isn't into drugs. She says she steered away from them for good after a college party where some people were passing coke around, and stays away because she doesn't want to end up like other starlets. "Being an actress is hard enough without complicating it with drugs," Anne says. So you know what that means right? Exactly: Anne Hathaway does coke.

But wait Crabbie, she just said she doesn't like drugs. That's what I mean. Whenever someone tells you they don't do something, it's because they're about to go do that thing. This is how people attempt to cover up the stuff they feel guilty about. It's why every dirty preacher rails against sex and perversion. It's why every politician screams about corruption. Anne needs to learn to talk less.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

She said she doesn't do "cock"- get it straight (no pun).

Anonymous said...

"Being an actress is hard enough..."

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Yes, life as a successful wealthy actress must be SO hard. Poor Anne. That stupid bitch. She has no idea what it even means to work hard.

Anonymous said...

you're probably right about the drug thing. I hope she can manage- I can only imagine how hard being an actress is-

but the more important issue here is WHAT IS WITH THAT DRESS?

The lace gives the illusion of chest and pit hair. Wow.

Anonymous said...

Face and hair look pretty, but YES...chest pit hair and saggy boobies from the dress...not a good look.

Anonymous said...

first of all, who on earth would ask someone if they're into drugs unless they planned on sharing some with you? You just don't ask strangers if they've ever done anything illegal. And you certainly don't EVER volunteer that info whether it's true or not. This girl's greatest sin is simply being extraordinarily naive.