Salma Hayek got married to French billionaire François-Henri Pinault over the weekend, in a ceremony at the town hall in the St. Germain area of Paris. The two had previously broken their engagement but got their shit back together again. Mr. Pinault celebrated by burying his face between Salma's world-famous bazooms and making buzzing airplane sounds with his lips. I personally don't care anything about this but Dirty Disher made me do a post. She's a slave-driver.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Billionaire François-Henri Pinault Claims Sole Possession of Salma Hayek's Boobs
Salma Hayek got married to French billionaire François-Henri Pinault over the weekend, in a ceremony at the town hall in the St. Germain area of Paris. The two had previously broken their engagement but got their shit back together again. Mr. Pinault celebrated by burying his face between Salma's world-famous bazooms and making buzzing airplane sounds with his lips. I personally don't care anything about this but Dirty Disher made me do a post. She's a slave-driver.
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Motorboat! Heh, that guy looks like such a perv.
DirtyDisher
Congratulations Salma; you have given your last blowjob.
What is with her boobies? They usually look so good - got a bit of a Sir Sag-alot thing going on there!
St Germain is a druggie area of Paris
DD's working you to the bone.
Sir Sucked-on A Lot better describes her boobs. It's hard to come back perky from feeding the hungry little parasite. That being said, I think her boobs have the ability to hypnotize people. They could be used to get state secrets from terrorists!
I think her boobs look great. A little natural sag is IMHO preferable to these fake hunks of plastic that stand at attention unnaturally.
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